My Stream of Consciousness - 1

-It's a headcanon or something-

I watched the final Harry Potter movie yesterday so i'm in a huge HP mood

Have a draco malfoy headcanon bc he's a cinnamon roll

Also sPOILER ALERT for the HP books/movies

— Draco being really, really self-conscious and this leading him to be so mean to keep people who might hurt him away

— but he's actually super sweet and trusting

— the first to know this is Harry Potter

— in their final year of Hogwarts (or what would have been) in the burning Room of Requirement when Harry pulled Draco onto his broom Draco just kind of hugged Harry really tightly and started mumbling like "stupid potter why did you come back for me" and harry's just like "i'm not about to let you die Draco" and Draco got so happy that he actually thanked his arch-enemy Harry James Potter. Repeatedly

— so Harry and Draco are flying through a butt ton of fire and Draco's just clinging to Harry and mumbling "thank you" over and over again

— and Harry feels so fucking good about himself because he made Draco smile when no one else could

— second to know was Ginny Potter

— ever since Harry and Draco's fiasco in the Room of Requirement they started meeting (in secret but no homo tho) and trying to fix up their broken relationship (FRIENDSHIP NOTHING GAY HERE)

— and one day out of the blue in Ginny and Harry's home Ginny's making dinner and Harry just comes out with "I invited Draco for dinner"

— Ginny nearly drops her pot on her foot

— "sorry Harry what?""

 — Harry just shrugs "he's actually super nice if you get to know hin"

— "Harry he hated you for seven years"

— "I know"

— Ginny and Harry getting into an argument

— "fine then, Harry. Prove to me he's as nice as you say"

— "i will."

— the doorbell rings and harry opens the door to see a very excited Draco 

— "Harry!" 

— and Draco just hugs Harry and Harry obliges, looking back at Ginny with an i-told-you-so look

— that whole night Ginny got to know Draco as a person and it was wholesome

— and the third to know was Ronald Weasley

— he's just walking through the ministry of magic hallway looking for Harry's office

— but even before he reaches it he just hears "HARRY"

— "I HAVE YOU NOW MALFOY"

— "HARRY STOP IT"

— and Ron just looks through the window like ARE THEY FUCKING OR SOMETHING

— to find Draco on the ground and Harry on top of him, tickling the piss out of him

— and Draco's just kind of trying to casually punch Harry in the face whilst laughing his ass off

— after a couple seconds Ron just backs away and runs 

— and you know

— when Ron knows something

— everyone else knows something

— before Draco had even caught his breath a few minutes later the whole Ministry of Magic knew what had happened in that room

— and when Harry walked out looking very smug Ron just casually punched Harry in the face

— "ow Ron what the heck"

— "Harry you're gay"

— "no i'm Harry"

— Draco giggling from his office behind them

— "see Ron Draco thinks it's funny."

— "what happened in there"

— "draco made a bet and I proved him wrong. He owes me five galleons now."

— "IT WAS TWO POTTER YOU KNOW THAT"

— "FINE MALFOY anyways Ron it's cool"

— "i thought you hated him"

— "Ronald fucking Weasley are you so fucking dim that you didn't notice me and draco messing around in the meeting a few days ago"

— "i thought you were fighting"

— "he was laughing you dumbass"

— "whatever Harry"

— Ron just walks off and Harry watches him go like "well shit"

— but the next day Ron's like "yo yo yo Harry what's good let me talk to Draco"

— and Harry's all like "k go ahead"

— so Ron just casually walks into Draco's office like "hey man"

— "Oh hi Ron"

— Ron being taken aback by Draco's politeness

— "were you and Harry fucking yesterday"

— "no, Ron, we were just joking around." Draco smiling and shrugging. "Like friends do, you know?"

— Ron just being like ".....oh"

— and just turning around and walking out

— since that day Harry and Draco and Ron being bros and fucking around

— and Harry's proud of Malfoy for being more open and kind

— Ron's proud of Malfoy for not killing anyone for a while

— Hermione (who found out from Ron like literally half the wizarding population) being proud of Malfoy for trying his best to be more confident in himself

— but Draco Malfoy?

— he's proud of himself for overcoming his fear and insecurities and becoming friends with Harry Potter.

Yesssss headcanons

Hope you like them

And no this universe Drarry isn't a thing even tho i ship it like fedex on christmas

Harry and Ginny are together and Ron and Hermoine are together and Draco and his wife are together

But I loved the idea of them being good bros

Also headcanon about draco and harry being friends from day one of their wizarding career is my favourite

Tell me if you want me to post that one

- Ari out ✌️