My Stream of Consciousness - 1

Idk

James: so you and Sirius are an item?

Me: yeah.

James: finally! He's been wanting this for all his years at Hogwarts. Practically stalking you, ya know. Following you between classes and being wherever you are on free period.

Me: ... that's... just no

James: he told me.

Me: ... SIRIUS BLACK GET YO ASS IN HERE

Sirius: *apparates in* what

Me: sirius what the fuck

Sirius: What?!

Me: James has just told me you've been practically stalking me over the past three years at Hogwarts

Sirius: ... true that

Me: ....... *walks away*

Sirius:

James: 

Sirius:

James:

James: I fucked up didn't I

Sirius: MERLIN'S BEARD JAMES

I thought of this at school today XD 

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