My Stream of Consciousness - 1

Reid's Tickle Headcanons

Tickle headcanons for my baby boy!

- this is one ticklish bby boy right here

- no matter where you touch him you can get at least giggles

- for fuck's sake his palms and his face are ticklish

- Reid has a very bubbly, high-pitched laugh

- it's the most contagious thing ever

- he also makes a diverse variety of squeaks, snorts, and the like, all of which are incredibly a d o r a b l e

- and although his giggles are sweet there are some spots that make Reid shriek

- his most ticklish spots are his tummy, shoulders/collarbone, knees, feet, and underarms

- if you tickle him there he will d i e

- his face just gets all red and he squirms all over the place

- speaking of which Reid is a big squirmer

- he's just so ticklish he can't help it

- but he loves when he can't move in the slightest and he's just stuck while someone tickles the piss out of him

- he can't stand being tickled like that for over ten minutes though

- Reid is a durable boi

- once Connor told him to keep his arms up or else and he kept them up for almost twenty minutes

- once Connor got to his tummy it was all over but Connor was impressed

- and he managed to go for almost an hour when Gavin wrecked him for embarrassing him at work before begging for mercy

- mercy isn't a thing in Reid's mind

- and he's the sassiest bitch

- his mouth gets him in trouble so much

- and his friends find every reason under the sun to tickle him

- accidentally swears during a video game? Punishment of tickles

- it's crazy

- one of Reid's friends' favourite games is counting his freckles

- just tracing between each one on Reid's back, face, neck, arms, etc. drives the bab crazy

- favourite games are hide-and-seek and chase

- hide and seek is just Reid getting tickled to death when he's found

- and chase is literally e  v e r y o n e  chasing Reid around for tickles

- Reid loves it tho and it's super obvious

- when he first found out what "ticklish" was he legit said he wanted more because it felt nice

- since then he's become more embarrassed by it

- but he'll occasionally let it slip

- "you had fun, Reid?" "yeah." "WAIT I MEAN-"

- and Reid is a big lee

- when he needs tickles he either exposes himself as much as possible (excessive stretching, reaching for things he knows he can't reach, etc. until people catch on)

- or he just turns into the most obnoxious little shit

- obviously his friends/family know right away after a while

- but during the first period they got so pissed with Reid that he actually almost passed out from how much someone tickled him

- nowadays they do their best to ignore him to make him pouty

- oh and Reid cannot handle teasing

- it's awful like he goes so red and gets so flustered it's amazing

- most of the time his only answers are "shut up", "fuck off", and "i know"

- of course, these answers make his 'ler get him even worse

- "cootchie cootchie coo! Aren't you a ticklish little android?~" "I-I know! Don't point it out!" 

- speaking of Reid cannot handle anything to do with the t-word or stuff like that

- "tickle", "cootchie coo" or anything similar, "who's a cute little android?", baby talk, etc. are absolute no-no's for poor Reid

- he will shut down from how hot his face gets and have to reboot it's so bad

- but to be absolutely honest the worst possible thing you could say to him is the "cootchie cootchie coo" bullshit

- he can actually not do that

- "kitchie kitchie coo!" "DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT AGAIN"

- he loves that tease with a passion even though he will guarantee deny

- everyone he knows uses it against him

- and raspberries are guaranteed death for the babe

- so basically Reid is an obnoxious little sweetie and I love him too much