My Stream of Consciousness - 1

Get Yur Ass Out Of Bed Blue Bitch

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Characters: Underswap Sans and Underswap Papyrus 

"Blue, come on. Up and at 'em." Papyrus sat down on the edge of his brother's bed. 

"Nooo... five more minutes," Blue grumbled, his speech muffled by the blanket he had over his head.

Papyrus sighed. He had woken up early that morning for some miraculous reason, and now Blue was trying to find an excuse to stay in bed? 

I don't believe it.

"Blue, seriously. Up."

"I don't wanna."

Suddenly a thought crossed Papyrus's mind. How did I wake him up when he was little? Oh, that's right: tickling.

Blue was SO gonna get it, even if he DID get up.

"You have three seconds."

"What?"

"One..." Papyrus smirked.

"Fine, fine, okay." Blue started to sit up.

"Two three!" Papyrus pushed Blue back down onto the bed, crawling over him and pinning his hands above his head.

"Papyrus, what is this about?!" Blue demanded, tugging at his wrists.

"You didn't get up fast enough," the taller skeleton replied. He grinned threateningly, hovering one hand over Blue's belly. Blue tensed, his eyes widening before hardening into a terrified determination.

"Papyrus! I demand that you get off of me and let me go!" He growled. Papyrus shrugged. 

"Nah."

Then Papyrus dug his fingers into Blue's tummy. 

"HEHEHEY NOHOHOHO!" Blue immediately broke, kicking a little and tugging desperately at his wrists.

"You need to get up."

"NEHEHEVEHEHER!"

"Your funeral." Papyrus shrugged again and let go of Blue's wrists. His brother's hands immediately shot to protect his stomach, and Papyrus used his other hand to poke at Blue's tummy too, causing the smaller skeleton to squeal and grab Papyrus's wrists weakly.

"STOHOHOHOHOP!" Blue pleaded. Papyrus shook his head. 

"Not until you promise to get up."

Then, much to Blue's dismay, Papyrus pinned his wrists back up and dipped his head to blow a raspberry on Blue's ghostly belly despite not having lips. Blue shrieked and melted into hysterics, throwing his head back.

"EYAHAHAHAHAHA! PAHAHAHAHAPYHYHYHY!"

"Whaaaaat?"

"NYOHOHOHOHO!"

"Why not?"

Blue didn't reply because he couldn't, he was laughing too hard.

Papyrus stopped for a moment to let his smaller brother breathe. "Are you going to get out of bed yet?"

"Y-yehehes..." Blue panted, glaring at Papyrus with tired eyes. 

"Good." Papyrus stood up.

Blue lay still for a moment, then climbed from the warmth of his bed and over to Papyrus.

"I hate you," he muttered, trying to be grumpy.

"Sure."

Papyrus lifted Blue onto his shoulders, taking care not to hit his head on the door, and walked down the steps to the kitchen with Blue on his back.

"Thanks for waking me up, Papyrus," Blue said, smiling. Papyrus grinned back, putting the smaller skeleton on the ground.

"Oh, so you don't hate me?"

"I'm so done with you!!" And Blue proceeded to chase his brother around the house, while Papyrus ran, both of them laughing their heads off.

Please just don't ask