Shrek was walking down the road as people were whispering about him. Fiona was at the spa spending Shrek's money (as always). His kids (Fergus, Farkle and Felicia) were at home with their uncle, Puss in Boots. "That guy is too thiqq for his own good!" said a commoner, he was just jealous of Shrek's muscle of course but, Shrek thought otherwise. "I know, I should go on a diet" thought Shrek. His life was sad, but there was one little aspect of his life that made it 10 times better, and his name was Donkey.
Shrek finally arrived at the store, for he was running low on shampoo. His wife wouldn't shut up about it and Shrek couldn't bare the misery anymore. "If Fiona is happy, I am less sad." thought Shrek, but he wasn't "less sad" just because Fiona was happy, he was less sad because Fiona would call him mean names like "old fart" and "bald" when she wasn't happy. Shrek was on the verge of tears but then he remembered a bright voice in the back of his mind "I'M MAKIN' WAFFLES" said the voice, it was Donkey.
"... That will be $30,000." said the cashier, scanning him up and down with a look of disgust on her face. "Oh golly, that's quite expensive haha" said Shrek, trying to make a joke. "Look, I don't make the prices so if your broke butt can't handle it, you can't shop here, because it's for rich people." Ouch. She really put the emphases on 'people". Shrek was pretty sad but he knew he couldn't let the sadness get to him. "Sorreh, I didn't mean to be rude, the price is fine by me laddy"
Shrek got kicked out.
Without the shampoo.
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Shrek x Donkey- A layer away from my heart.
RomanceFollow the intense love story between Shrek and his noble steed, from prison to a wedding, from friends to lovers, find out how the pair finds the layer to each other's hearts.
