Shrek x Donkey- A layer away from my heart.

Chapter 14- Run.

Shrek had never done so much exercise until this moment. He dashed so hard up the stairs and grabbed the kids while pushing Puss out without looking back. Shrek knew Puss was right behind him he could hear him yelling "STOP RIGHT THERE OGRE" but Shrek did not stop. 

Shrek was being a baddie. 

The kids were crying but cheering SHrek on and giving him the dedication he needed. "GO DADDY GO" Yelled Fergus. Shrek smiled and used his super speed some more. The chase was going on for a while.  After an hour the chase stopped and Puss fainted from exhaustion. 

Shreks started to break Puss's legs so when he woke up he couldn't chase Shrek again. Shrek took his sweet time and walked back home.

The kids were very hungry and so was Shrek. Shrek stopped by a shop only to be met with rude customers so Shrek walked up to the counter and said "Gimme food." and winked in a pathetic attempt to seduce the man into free food. "I'm not gay sir." said the cashier and threw a bag of chips at Shrek's face. "Get out and I'll give you these for free." Shrek just nodded and left.

Fergus and Farkle ate the chips. Haha it worked thought Shrek, feeling very very proud. Although the sun was setting, Shrek knew he had to get more food.

The swamp. 

Shrek walked into Walmart and bought a gun so he could finally slay the beast Fiona. 

30 minutes later

Shrek was exhausted from walking but he finally made it, Shrek loaded his gun and put the kids down. 

"Stay right here, daddy is coming back soon." 
"Okay daddy." said Farkle. 

Shrek slowly walked into the swamp and pointed his gun, trying to be quiet. There Fiona was laying on the couch passed out with empty beer bottles around her. "Typical." muttered Shrek (he was in the baddie mood) and snapped. This woke Fiona up, she saw the gun and shrugged, "I don't care, kill me." she said
"Neh." said Shrek in reply.
"Donkey's dumb." Said Fiona.

Shrek fired the gun at her head. 
"Bye bye." he said. 

Shrek went into the kitchen and grabbed all the food, he also grabbed his knitting supplies that he forgot. (Shoutout to knitting club). When he got all his food and knitting supplies Shrek walked outside to find the sun setting. He grabbed the kis and they sat in the field eating bread. 
"Where's mommy?" asked Fergus.
Shrek began to feel guilty "Gone.." began Shrek "ah what the heck, I killed that old cow." He finished. Fergus and Farkle just shrugged and said whatever. Things were finally getting normal.

Then they heard a sound.