Chapter 17- Boss Fight

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Gingo was standing right in front of Shrek, with a stupid grin on his face. Gingo pulled out his gun, Donkey and Shrek were sister shook. 
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!" DEMANDED Donkey. He knew Shrek and their kids were in trouble and he would not let that happen.

"My family is in the mafia. I don't have it good, I've been taught to kill. I'm jealous of you both because you're happy. I am not happy." Gingo started to tear up. "Gingy isn't even my cousin, he's my aunt." 

Gingo looked at Shrek waiting for sympathy. That's IT!  Shrek thought. 
"ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ROARED SHREK, THE ROAR WAS SO POWERFUL ALL OF THEIR FAIRY TALE FRIENDS HEARD AND CAME TO HELP. Gingo was so surprised so he started to fire his gun at Shrek. The one problem was that Shrek is the ultimate thiqq so it didn't even hurt him.  Gingo just chuckled like the sicko he is. "fattie" mumbled Gingo, body shaming the insecure ogre. 

Shrek's face was bright red with rage, now Donkey was getting mad too.
"YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY THAT YOU MUNCHKIN!!!" screamed Donkey with rage and fury. Gingo tried to run but the 2 lovers ran at him, Shrek karate kicked Gingo in the jaw while Donkey chomped on Gingo's gumdrop buttons. "Not the gumdrop buttons!" said Gingo with sadness. That's when Shrek picked up Gingo and said 'Any last words?" but the gingerbread man just sat there with a smirk on his face, then they heard a stomping sound "HELLO UGLY OGRE" the person said.

It was Farquaad. Lord Farquaad was in his presence, but in ghost form ever since 2001. Shrek didn't know what to do so he cried. Shrek thought it was all his fault if he never wanted his swamp back and just chilled with Donkey none of this would have happened. But Donkey on the other hand was mad, so mad that he turned into a horse. 

"NEIGHH" screamed the noble steed, as he called the ghost busters. "NOW TIME TO DEAL WITH YOU!" Donkey screamed at Gingo. With one big bite he gobbled up the gingerbread man. He was dead. Shrek was surprised, but happy, now the ghost busters had to show up and all would be good. 

"Ya ready to die again?" asked Shrek (talking to Farquaad)
"Whatever, at least I'm not gayyyyyyyyyyyy" replied Farquaad, like an immature brat.
Shrek just shook his head because it was 2019 and everything was ACCEPTED AHHH.

The ghostbusters finally arrived and the job was done. With one spray Farquaad was gone. Donkey paid the ghostbusters with a kiss on the cheek. This made Shrek a bit jealous but he didn't say anything. 

"so it's all done eh?" asked Shrek.
"Yup." said Donkey.

They had a wedding to plan.

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