Shrek x Donkey- A layer away from my heart.

Chapter 6- Getting used to misery

It had been Shreks first night at jail, the bed was very uncomfortable. I just want to get out of this trash can, thought Shrek.  Gingo had taught him all the nifty tricks to get around in this place. Well sort of.

5 hours ago

"So, Gingo,  do you have any nifty tricks?"  asked Shrek. He was curious on how he would live in a place like this. "Don't make yourself any enemies." Gingo said. Shrek though That isn't really a trick but he decided it would be better to not question Gingo since he's scary.  

Present time

Shrek  was thinking about what Gingo said. "Don't make yourself any enemies" he repeated quietly to himself.  Shrek was stressed, he didn't even commit the murder, who accused him? He would also have to pay for a lawyer. Shrek worried about his kids the most though.  

"WAKE UP YOU THUGS" yelled a police officer.  Shrek groaned, he barely got any sleep. "Hey tuts, get up." said Gingo. Shrek got up and joined the others for breakfast. Shrek saw the food and said  "Hm, not too bad" while everybody else glared at him. 

Shrek was feeling really self conscious now, but then he saw a thiqq bod in front of him.  Shrek slowly looked up Huh, he's tall Shrek thought. "Hey. You." the man pointed to him. Shrek was scared since this guy was pretty scary looking.

"Yes????????" Shrek said. Everybody's eyes were on them. The thiqq bod started walking towards him. "You. Are. Ugly." said the thiqq bod.  "OHHHHHHH" everybody screamed at the epic roast. Shrek was on the verge of tears. "T-that's not very ni-ice" Everybody was laughing at Shrek and the thiqq bod was smirking at him. Shrek was so mad that he slapped the guys tum-tum and said "You. Are. Fat" feeling a new rush of confidence. Everybody froze and their faces went stone cold. 

Shrek felt a hand grab his neck and his back bang against the hard wall. "WHAT THE CRAP DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!" screamed the thiqq bod. "NOBODY EVER SPEAKS TO ME LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE HECK!" SHrek was struggling to breath at this point. He knew he had to act fast or Fiona would kill the kids since she's such a bad mom. Shrek kicked the guys pee-pee really hard and flipped him over. "Don't mess with me you fart." Shrek said and walked off. He could see Gingo shaking his head at a distance, but Shrek didn't care. He just wanted to get out of this place. 

Authors note: 

I am so sorry I didn't post recently, I just had a lot of homework and I was kind of busy on Christmas break. Thanks for reading, bye!