Naruto and the odd lady

chapter one

Ryu tsunami couldn't help but sigh and rub at her neck. she traveled to every one of the Hidden villages, and not one of them was a suitable environment for what she had planned.

the hidden grass Village creeped her out, the hidden Rock Village made her feel like banging her head into a rock, especially with their leader being such an ass.

the Hidden Wind Village should have never been named wind but instead, Sandy as hell!

the hidden village of water is a sure way to ensure no matter what clothing you get it will always be soaked, and the people there are just paranoid Beyond Reason.

The hidden village of lightning ugh! just mentioning those people can make someone feel like curling up in a ball and crying, the place is not worth being followed around by annoying people with horrible habits if she hears one more person trying to rhyme that badly she's afraid of punching the idiot that does it!

Now! from what she's gathered the Hidden Leaf Village is the place where hippies belong, other than that, it has good weather in comparison to the other places and plants can grow safely in fact as far as she can tell this place is going to be perfect for what she wants in life, now how is she going to convince them to allow her to live there, if they're worth it.

" Excuse Me, Miss but how long do you plan to be standing there looking about?" Said one of the guards at the gate.

Immediately Ryu jolted slightly to gain a fully straight posture looking rather surprised, with jerky movements she looked towards where the voice came from two people were looking at her from the gate Guard and registering area the two guards were looking at her with one look of an amusement while the other looked annoyed or it could just be tiredness she couldn't really tell.

" Oh! sorry about that, I've been traveling for quite some time and was debating rather or not going through the gate was worth it!"

At this point, there was rather obvious that she was flustered as she gestured wildly with her hands waving about

" I mean I've done quite a bit of traveling about, enough actually been to a lot of hidden Villages before! but all of them had been rather disappointing and I fear for this place being just as bad!_"

At this point, she is oblivious to the looks she received when she said being to the other villages like it is something normal.

”_ I mean not to sound like I'm insulting your village or anything but so far all the ones I have visited, either been creepy! give me headaches! cause rashes! had annoying and loud people following me! Oh and let's not forget completely ruined my wardrobe with how thoroughly soaking wet the place was all the time!!!"

At the end of that statement, you can just hear the full on whine to her words, the one who's the most laid-back of the two could not help but snort with slight laughter with what she had said it was obvious which place the last one was.
At this point, they didn't know whether or not to stop her, what with her waving about of arms and gesturing it was actually kind of funny to watch.

" Oh! I'm sorry I'm talking too much, aren't I? I just can't stop speaking once I start going! I do apologize" as she said that she bowed three times.

[Izumo Kamizuki]

I thought we would suffer boring hours with another gate guard duty but who would have guessed we would meet someone so quirky today! The poor woman looks like she's been through a storm or three you can barely even see her face with how long her hair is and her closing looks horrible as well I wonder if my dear old partner thinks with her?

[Kotetsu Hagane]

after suffering paperwork backlog from hell and not getting enough sleep you think that I would be able to sleep well last night! nope, I got gate guard Duty, Why leader why!?
After suffering all these hours then this wacky woman shows up? okay, even I can't help it find this rather funny to watch any chance of holding in my laughter is officially ruined if she continues this!

[Ryu tsunami]

If not physically definitely mentally they are laughing at me! I just know it, to make it worse I know my own appearance looks horrible and my hair looks like an absolute mess, hate sounding like a whiny female about their looks and all but that's what I am right now!

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"I hate asking this but can I borrow the bathroom real quick?" Crap I said that one out loud to, didn't I? yep I did, they're laughing out loud now.

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