lie //yoonmin

18 // yoongi

I call Hoseok as soon as I come home.

"Hobi guess what?" I can't stop myself from grinning.

I though I would regret everything the minute I got home, but I don't. Instead, I'm overflowing with happiness. Jimin is mine. Soft cute mochi hot ass sweetheart Jimin is actually mine.

"What?" Hobi replies, sounding bored.

"Jimin is my boyfriend," I bounce in excitement.

"Really?!" Hoseok says mirroring my excitement. "How did it happen?!"

"Can you come over," I ask. "I don't really wanna explain it all over the phone."

"Uhm, yea but is it ok if I bring someone along?" He asks shyly, sparking my curiousity.

"Ooh, who is it," I smirk, wondering if he finally got Taehyung.

"Ugh it's nothing like that," he groans. "It's just a friend I met recently. He's over at my house right now and I don't wanna tell him to just leave. I think you both would get along really well too."

"Oh yea sure," I say, slightly disappointed that it isn't the waiter he likes.

"Ok we're on our way," he says before hanging up.

-

"Helloooo," Hobi yells as he enters my house with a tall lanky looking guy following him.

"Hey, I'm Namjoon," he says in a deep voice with a smirk. Oh fuck- his dimples.

"I- Im-" I forget my name.

"He's Yoongi," Hobi laughs before looking at me with a disappointed face. "Who has a boyfriend."

"Right," I snap out of it.

"It's ok," Namjoon laughs. "I usually have that effect on people."

(I wish Joon knew the effect he has on people :(( I'm gonna rant about this later)

"Damn right," I say, peeling my eyes off the gorgeous man in my living room.

"Anyways, tell me what happened," Hobi wanders around my kitchen, looking for food.

"Well he texted me and-" I start.

"Wait, who are we talking about," Namjoon says from my couch, wanting to understand the conversation.

"This guy Yoongi's been into for a while now named Jimin. They met at a cafe, how cute is that?! Anyways, Yoongi saved Jimin from a rapist while he was drunk. They hung out a bit the next day and Yoongi realized how much he likes Jimin. But then Yoongi started ignoring him because he was scared it would end up like what happened with his ex. He decided to stay away from Jimin but now suddenly they're dating!" Hobi summarizes the past few weeks of my life.

Namjoon looks at me for a second before the realization clicks. "Ohh! I remember you! I had to carry you out of my club when you passed out."

Hoseok starts laughing from the kitchen and I'm left red as a tomato. "Y-your club?"

"Yeah! I own mono," he smiles proudly. "Anyways thank you for punching that guy, I've been getting so many complaints about him but I didn't know how to fix it and now his ass is finally in jail, where it belongs."