Most of my Homestuck writing was for the prompt meme, the Homestuck gift exchange, or the Ladystuck gift exchange, so I'm collecting those all in one place.
Oceans (for murasakiseiko): There's a demon with feathery wings on their tail, Kanaya just took her chainsaw to Tavros, Karkat's ranting, and Eridan's truly sure this time that they're doomed. 22 Dec 2010
Fuss (for Person): Spidermom. 26 Dec 2010
Kismesis (for Anonymous): Prompt: Sollux becomes Vriska's kismesis. Because Eridan's reaction would be fucking hysterical. I'm picturing him going through a series of "WTF"/enraged faces before going off to cry on Karkat's shoulder. Before 01 Jan 2011
Moirails (for Anonymous): Prompt: Someone, correctly or not, interprets John and Karkat's friendship as moirallegience. Karkat takes it poorly. Before 01 Jan 2011
Human Romance (for Anonymous): Prompt:
Okay, so we know that "matespritship is the closest parallel to the human concept of romance trolls have", but "closest" means that it's not exactly the same.
So I want to see our resident expert in troll romance finding himself falling into a romance with John and being totally thrown because he has no idea how to qualify the relationship; his feelings obviously seem closest to mating fondness but it somehow never quite seems to fit a normal flushed relationship.
In other words, let's see human romance being the confusing one for a change! Because even if only having one form of romance seems laughably simple compared to their tangled mess of relationships, I imagine that for a species whose primary emotions are hate and pity having love as another primary would be pretty dang confusing. Before 01 Jan 2011
TROLL J3WG1SH (for Anonymous): Prompt: I want to see something with Terezi's Troll Jugaism. Before 01 Jan 2011
Purtend (for Anonymous): Prompt: Nepeta dies of internal bleeding. Before 01 Jan 2011
Homosexual (for Anonymous): Prompt:
"I am not a homosexual"
and nobody believes him.
what, a guy can't enjoy movies by an awesome and you-guess-kinda-buff actor who spends a lot of time shirtless WITHOUT being gay?
what do you MEAN you're disappointed, jade?
Before 01 Jan 2011
Faygo (for Anonymous): Prompt: troll Faygo has an unusual effect on humans. like sopor-slime-pie level unusual. the kids were NOT aware of this when they started drinking it Before 01 Jan 2011
Crocodile Tail (for Anonymous): Prompt: Something fucks up during Dave's manipulation of the stock market, and he is now in huge, huge, boonmint debt. CUE PROSTITUTING HIMSELF 06 Feb 2011
Lusii (for Etnoe): Five children. 22 Dec 2011
Swimmingly (for cosmogyral): A game of Flarp where no one drowns. 28 Dec 2011
Flowering (for be11amy): She's not going to be playing the expected role of the naïve child who thinks she's bleeding to death and runs to her mother to be laughed at. 09 Dec 2012
George Washington's Diaries (for Etnoe): TT: Haven't you ever wondered how George Washington, formerly best known as the author of the most boring diaries ever written, suddenly started writing like he'd gotten his mitts on John the Baptist's shrooms not long after he was made president? 23 Dec 2012
The Lady and TH3 DR4GON (for astralDeveloper): The thug turned to flee back the way he came, only to find Jane Crocker, the infamous private detective, standing in front of the dirty chainlink fence. "I see you met my partner," she said with an amazingly hardboiled smirk and one hand on her hip. "Now. My partner and I just have a few questions we'd like you to answer." 29 Dec 2012
Just (for a bonus Ladystuck treat): The first time they meet, Vriska saves Terezi's life. 03 Jan 2013
Necessary (for Ladystuck Blind): Terezi sees Vriska's bloody dreamself suddenly disappear from Prospit. 25 May 2013
Crossed Heir (for Ladystuck Blind): "You want a bucket of something fancy? I can afford it. That's why I'm in this line of work, for the money. I bet I can even afford enough to forget the whole thing. That was the idea." 25 May 2013
Waste (for Ladystuck Blind): Doomed timelines aren't limited to the world of the game. 25 May 2013
Failure Trolls (for CredibilityProblem): Twelve of them without a single kill between them. That's the point you ask to be culled out of sheer shame. It's a good thing Latula has Vriska to explain how to be a proper troll before she screws up even more. 11 Jan 2014
*the fierce feline hides in the bushes and then POUNCES* (for Rema (aetherGeologist)): They had a lot of plans for what they'd do once they got off planet. 18 Jan 2015
Sinister (Remix of asterCrash's Left-handed): Vriska can't seriously expect her to believe this bubble was a real memory. 02 Aug 2016
