CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board TEAM ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.
CCG: SO HERE WE ARE ONCE AGAIN.
CCG: A FRESH START! A CHANCE FOR YOU NOT TO BE IMBECILES AND SHOW OFF YOUR ABILITY TO FOLLOW SIMPLE DIRECTIONS.
CCG: ALL IT TAKES IS ONE SIMPLE ACTION
CCG: OR NONACTION IN FACT
CCG: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT TYPE A BUNCH OF STUPID BULLSHIT
CCG: AND THEN NOT SEND IT
CCG: REALLY IT'S SO EASY YOU WONDER WHY YOU NEEDED TO ASK
CCG: EVERYONE GOT IT?
CCG: GOOD.
CCG: GREAT.
CCG: INCREDIBLE
CCG: YOU HAVE OVERCOME YOUR MANY SHORTCOMINGS.
CCG: AND ACCOMPLISHED WHAT A BUNCH OF PUPA COULD DO
CCG: ALL IT TOOK WAS DOZENS OF MY PATIENT REPEATED EXPLANATIONS
CCG: AND BANNINGS
CCG: CONFUCKINGGRATULATIONS!
CCG: BUT ENOUGH OF THIS BABYSITTING BULLSHIT
CCG: ON TO THE MEMO.
CCG: SO AS YOU SHOULD KNOW NOW THE ENDGAME IS LOOKING BAD
CCG: IN FACT THERE'S REALLY NO REASON TO THINK IT'S ACTUALLY PART OF THE GAME ANY MORE
CCG: AND ALL WE'VE FIGURED OUT IS THERE ARE THOSE FUCKING KIDS
CCG: IN THEIR FUCKED UP SESSION
CCG: FUCKING UP
CCG: AND SO WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
CCG: FUCKING WONDERFUL REALLY.
PAST twinArmageddons [PTA] 0:12 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PTA: kk are you really 2tiill goiing on about thii2
PTA: ii ju2t had two lii2ten two you biitchiing and moaniing.
PTA: why don't you giive iit a re2t.
CCG
banned PTA from responding to memo.
CCG: STILL BEING OUTDONE BY FUCKING PUPA I GUESS.
CCG: SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW WE WON THIS GAME
CCG: THEN I REMEMBER WE DIDN'T.
CCG: FUCK.
FUTURE adiosToreador [FAT] 4:04 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FAT: i, uH, THINK,
FAT: tHAT, uH, yOU MIGHT FEEL BETTER IF YOU TALKED TO YOUR MOIRAIL,
FAT: bECAUSE, yOU SEEM TO JUST GET WORKED UP ABOUT THIS,
FAT: aND THEN YOUR FUTURE SELF SHOWS UP TO INSULT YOU,
FAT: iT'S LIKE tEREZI WAS SAYING EARLIER,
CCG: OH FUCKING WONDERFUL TEREZI IS SAYING STUFF
CCG: I DO NOT HAVE A FUCKING MOIRAIL
CCG: WHO THE FUCK DID SHE SAY IT WAS
CCG: OH GOD IT'S YOU ISN'T IT
CCG: THAT'S WHY YOU SHOWED UP
CCG: TAVROS MAYBE SOME DAY YOU'LL STOP GETTING MANIPULATED BY GIRLS
FAT: tHAT'S, uM, tHAT'S NOT IT
CCG: BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY
CCG
banned FAT from responding to memo.
CCG: ARE WE DONE?
PAST arachnidsGrip
[PAG]
1:12 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PAG: K88888888rk88888888t
PAG: There's no need to 8e so jealoooooooous
PAG: just 8ecause none of us want to put up with your whiiiiiiiiny 8ullshiiiiiiiit.
CCG
banned PAG from responding to memo.
CCG: HOW ABOUT NOW?
CCG: ARE WE DONE NOW?
CCG: HAVE WE ALL FINALLY USED UP OUR ALLOTMENT OF STUPID FOR THE DAY?
CCG: OR DAYS
CCG: WHENEVER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
CCG: WELL?
CCG: ANYONE ELSE?
CCG: NO FUTURE SELF GOING TO POP UP LIKE A TOOL?
CCG: GREAT.
CCG: SO BACK TO BUSINESS.
FUTURE gallowsCalibrator [FGC] 4:16 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FGC: K4RK4T WHY DON'T YOU JUST T4LK TO YOUR MO1R41L
FGC: 1NST34D OF B41T1NG YOURS3LF
FGC: 4ND H4V1NG YOUR BL4CKROM S3LFC3ST PS4S 1N FRONT OF 3V3RYON3
FGC: >:(
CCG: OK SO FIRST FUCK YOU
CCG: SECOND WHAT THE FUCK TEREZI, TAVROS? SERIOUSLY?
FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] 4:21 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FCG: OH FUCK YOU TEREZI THIS IS WHY YOU WERE GIGGLING
FCG: HEY DUMBASS WAIT A SECOND
CCG: OK FUCK YOU ALL
CCG
banned FGC from responding to memo.
CCG
banned FCG from responding to memo.
CCG: IS EVERYONE DONE?
CCG: YEAH I THOUGHT SO
CCG: GOOD.
FUTURE gallowsCalibrator [FGC] 5:02 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FGC: DON'T B3 STUP1D OF COURS3 1 D1DN'T M34N T4VROS
FGC: WH4T DO YOU T4K3 M3 FOR?
FGC: TH4T K1ND OF TH1NG ONLY H4PP3NS IN STUP1D MOV13S
FGC: I M34NT YOUR B3ST H4T3FR13ND JOHN
CCG: WHAT.
FGC: 1 KNOW 1 KNOW, YOU R34LLY N33D 4N 4USP1ST1CE
FGC: TO M3D14T3 B3TW33N YOU 4ND YOUR P4ST/FUTUR3 S3LV3S
FGC: BUT 1'M PR3TTY SUR3 NO ON3 1S 1NT3R3ST3D 1N YOU TH4T W4Y
FGC: SO UNT1L TH3N MO1R41LL3GI4NC3 W1LL H4V3 TO DO
CCG: THE FUCK
CCG: YOU'RE ACCUSING ME OF BEING MOIRAILS WITH THAT HUMAN
FGC: Y34H YOU'R3 4 COMPL3T3 P3RV3RT
FGC: BUT 4T L34ST TH4T'S ONLY P4L3
FGC: NOT TH3 O1ILY ST1NK OF YOUR YOUR BL4CK FL1RT1NG 4TT3MPTS
FGC: 4ND 1F YOU CONT4CT H1M YOURS3LF 4T L34ST W3 WON'T H4V3 TO SM3LL 1T
PAST centaursTesticle [PCT] 1:26 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PCT: D--> I agree
PCT: D--> These public displays are disgusting.
PCT: D--> The thing with the humans especially.
PCT: D--> The least you could do is keep your deviancies private.
CCG
banned FGC from responding to memo.
CCG
banned PCT from responding to memo.
PAST cuttlefishCuller [PCC] 0:16 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PCC: You s)(ouldn't be embarrassed.
PCC: -Every relations)(ip s)(ould be c)(eris)(ed.
PCC: No matter )(ow unusual glub!
PCC: -Especially you I t)(ink!
PCC: If anybody needs moirails it'd be you.
PCC: glub glub glub
PCC: 38)
CCG banned PCC from responding to memo.
CCG: THANKS GUYS. I FEEL A LOT BETTER NOW.
CCG: THE KNOWLEDGE YOU GRUBSUCKERS WILL ALL DIE SOON
CCG: HORRIBLY
CCG: AND INEVITABLY
CCG: MAKES ME NOT CARE ABOUT MY OWN IMPENDING DOOM
CCG: IT'S WORTH IT.
FUTURE twinArmageddons [FTA] 1:01 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FTA: you're beiing 2o melodramatiic
FTA: thiis iis why terezii wanted you two talk two john iin the fiirst place.
CCG banned FTA from responding to memo.
CCG: ALSO WHAT THE HELL FEFERI?
CCG: MOIRAILS?
CCG: LIKE I'M GOING THROUGH THEM LIKE CHIPS?
CCG: THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS OK
CCG: JUST BECAUSE YOU REPLACE THEM AT THE DROP OF THE HAT
CCG: WHAT HAS TEREZI BEEN TELLING YOU GUYS
CCG: NEVER MIND ACTUALLY I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
CCG: WHATEVER IT IS IT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT
??? ectoBiologist [?EB] ??:? HOURS FROM AGO responded to memo.
?EB: um hi.
CCG: WHAT THE FUCK
CCG: TEREZI DID THIS DIDN'T SHE.
CCG: IT'S HER.
?EB: uh yeah, she sent me this program.
?EB: she said i could find something like
?EB: "MY HUM4N CH4TROOMS"
?EB: by going to the feature called memo
?EB: because that's the troll term for it
?EB: and
CCG banned ?EB from responding to memo.
??? ectoBiologist [?EB] ??:? HOURS FROM AGO responded to memo.
?EB: that i should get on and talk to you
?EB: wait why would you ban me?
CCG banned ?EB from responding to memo.
??? ectoBiologist [?EB] ??:? HOURS FROM AGO responded to memo.
?EB: what's going on?
CCG banned ?EB from responding to memo.
CCG: AND STAY BANNED
??? ectoBiologist [?EB] ??:? HOURS FROM AGO responded to memo.
?EB: are you just typing that?
?EB: is it a feature of your troll memorooms?
?EB: that doesn't seem very superior at all
?EB: am i just supposed to read it and go away?
?EB: human chatrooms actually kick the person out
CCG: IT IS KICKING YOU OUT
CCG: IT'S JUST NOT KEEPING YOU OUT
CCG: IT MUST NOT WORK BECAUSE IT DOESN'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE ON THE TIMELINE
CCG: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ON THE TIMELINE
CCG: AND SHOULD NOT BE HERE
CCG: NOT LIKE ANYONE ELSE SHOULD BE EITHER
CCG: BUT THAT NEVER STOPPED THE IDIOTS
?EB: really? cool!
?EB: kind of like how we couldn't block you guys
?EB: ha, now you know what it is like to be TROLLLLLED
CCG: OH GOD JUST SHUT UP
CCG: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE
?EB: well terezi said you wanted to talk to me
CCG: TEREZI IS A GRUBFUCKING LIAR
CCG: WHO IS UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING I SAID TO HER
CCG: AND BLOWING IT ALL OUT OF PROPORTION
CCG: DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO GET BACK AT ME.
?EB: jeeze you sound really upset.
?EB: uh even if you didn't ask to talk
?EB: i guess i'm here so
?EB: i'd be happy to listen
CCG: THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT
CCG: SHE'S MAD ABOUT SOMETHING STUPID
?EB: ok
CCG: IT'S LIKE NO ONE GETS IT
CCG: THERE ISN'T TIME FOR THAT BULLSHIT NOW
CCG: IT WAS DIFFERENT BACK THEN BECAUSE
CCG: WE THOUGH WE WERE GOING TO WIN
CCG: ONLY WE DIDN'T
CCG: WE ONLY BEAT THE GAME
CCG: AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT NOW
CCG: SO EXCUSE ME FOR NOT WANTING TO DEAL WITH THAT SHIT
CCG: OR HAVING TIME
CCG: IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE ELSE IS IN CHARGE HERE
CCG: NO ONE DOES ANYTHING UNLESS I GET ON THEIR CASE CONSTANTLY
CCG: I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF EVERYTHING
CCG: AND NOW SHE'S GOING ON ABOUT MOIRAILS TO EVERYONE
CCG: BECAUSE I NEEDED YET ANOTHER FUCKING THING
?EB: oh yeah she told me about those.
?EB: she said we're moirails
CCG: SHE IS A FUCKING LIAR OK
CCG: JUST FORGET EVERYTHING
?EB: i guess i don't understand everything about trolls
?EB: but we kind of are right?
?EB: i means we're trying to help each other out!
?EB: i didn't like you much at first but you're actually a pretty ok guy
?EB: now that i know you better
?EB: so i guess we're moirails!
?EB: right?
CCG: FINE
CCG: FINE SURE
?EB: just like i'm moirails with rose and dave and jade.
?EB: uh, karkat?
?EB: you there?
CCG: THAT
CCG: IS
CCG: THE
CCG: MOST
CCG: DISGUSTING
CCG: THING
CCG: I'VE
CCG: EVER
CCG: HEARD
CCG: I AM NOT BEING PART OF YOUR PERVERTED RELATIONSHIPS
CCG: BIGAMIST
CCG: I DON'T CARE WHAT TEREZI TOLD YOU ABOUT ME
CCG: I AM NOT BEING PART OF A THREESOME
CCG: OR FIVESOME
CCG: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TERM IS
CCG: ARE THERE EVEN WORDS FOR THIS?
CCG: NO DON'T TELL ME I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
CCG: ARG JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT
CCG banned ?EB from responding to memo.
??? ectoBiologist [?EB] ??:? HOURS FROM AGO responded to memo.
?EB: what are you talking about?
?EB: what's the big deal?
CCG: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
CCG: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR DEVIANT LIFESTYLE
CCG banned ?EB from responding to memo.
CCG closed memo.
