TT: Strider.
TG: hey lalonde
TT: What are you doing?
TG: just chillin
TG: doing knight of time stuff
TG: kicking the games ass
TG: the usual
TT: Because Jade just asked me to explain why you're in a furry suit.
TG: fuck
TT: I was hoping for a different explanation.
TG: no not fucking
TG: this is a fuck free zone ok
TG: absolutely no interspecies action going on
TT: ...
TG: look its just
TG: nesting
TG: that is totally different
TT: Why are you in a red crocodile suit, Strider?
TG: its not my fault im so awesome everyone wants a piece of me
TG: fuck
TG: not like that
TT: Yes, I'm sure your relationships are full of romance and emotion, not simply meaningless sex acts.
TG: im not having sex with my consorts
TT: Unable to get it up? I hear they have pills for that.
TG: fuck you lalonde i didn't make a sex joke every time you mentioned your turtle consorts
TT: Yes, you did.
TT: Also, I was never in a turtle suit doing what Jade claims was "a very silly dance" before an audience of three fourths my planet's population.
TG: that was a fucking awesome dance ok
TG: have you ever tried dancing in a crocodile suit
TG: it takes mad skill
TG: i fucking owned at that dance
TT: What are you doing?
TG: so you know about the stock market thing
TT: Of course.
TG: and i sent a bunch to that troll girl but i figured you can never have too much right
TT: A truism.
TG: look there was no way it could go wrong
TT: Obviously.
TG: so long story short im kind of in debt
TG: only they wont let me anywhere near the stock exchange again
TG: for some reason
TG: they eat debters here
TG: but they said theyd make a exception for the knight
TG: because im the destined savior of the land
TG: i just needed to do some work to pay it off
TG: and since im in a hurry itd have to be something really lucrative
TG: they said there was this one job that would let me pay everyone back quick
TG: that was really easy to do
TT: And then you accepted your inner furry and danced for your beloved anthromorphic fauna.
TG: its not a fur suit crocodiles dont have fur
TG: its like a crocodile skin suit
TT: My mistake, you put on a suit made of their skin and danced. How delightfully macabre.
TG: its not actual skin im just saying it doesnt have fur
TG: so im not a furry
TT: I'm glad to see you've kept your eye on what's really important in your experiences as a crocodile prostitute.
TG: i told you im not fucking them
TG: they just want me to do stuff
TG: nesting stuff
TG: and dancing
TG: and eggs
TG: and then that other stuff im not sure what exactly it was
TT: I'm surprised a boy of your age in your circumstances never learned how reproduction works.
TG: i know all about that shit
TG: what would you know anyway you just know what jade told you
TG: youre not my server player you cant see anything
TT: You're currently sitting on a very fetching sand mound surrounded by those weird toys of yours.
TG: i
TG: no im not
TG: fuck you jade just told you that didnt she
TG: she is lying
TT: I alchemized some items for this earlier as it happens.
TT: You look very maternal, by the way.
TG: youre still mad about the wizard fanfic thing arent you
TT: What gave you that impression?
TT: I assure you any videos I'm sending to Egbert are because it would simply be a tragedy for anyone to miss out on your masterful dancing.
TG: you wouldnt
TT: You're right, it would be quite cruel to only send it to Egbert and deprive our new friends of the chance to gaze awestruck upon your tail-shaking visage.
TG: fuck
