Five Ways To Scare Your Friend
Warning: These may only be valid to my friends. Cause they're my friends.
One
Let your friend go into the room before you, slowly shut the door. Throw up your arms and legs then run toward them. Let out in a painful growl, come play with me.
This one works perfectly for a friend afraid of dolls.
Two
Follow around your friend, putting the name Jacob to everything they try to eat or touch.
This works very well with a sleeping bag which they continue to leave at the foot of their bed for a week out of fear.
This one works perfectly on your friendly neighbourhood gummyyummy58
Three
Cut the power to your friends house. Slowly approach the house as not to be given away by street lights. Go to their bedroom window and scrape it with your finger nails.
This one works with anyone scared of a crazy physcopathic cock.
Four
Fake a friend's death to scattered another friend. Proceed to actually kill both friends and tell their parents.
This one works on all parents.
Five
Tell your parents that your pregnant. Somehow magically learn how to fake a pregnancy test.
This one will certainly work on parents.
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