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Chapter Twenty Six

Camping

I'm ninety percent sure that I've already used this topic.

But, moving on.

Who actually enjoys camping??

Not me. I can tell you that.

I say that I hate camping as I'm setting up a camping trip with my friends. I say camping trip but it's in my back lawn and we're going to be with pillow land so what else could you wish for?

Worse comes to worse we sleep in the lounge, but I have a feeling that with the recently hot weather we've been having I'm sure we'll all be happier outside with the cool air.

Cool air being whatever air will be able to get in the ten before we're all attacked by killer bugs.

The inly downsides to this camping thing are that bugs love every single part of my blood and the most important downsides other than losing all the blood in my body. The hard ground.

I am prepared to have all my friends get brusied backs from sleeping in the ground.

I say sleeping as though they'll actually be sleeping because my party last year we were up until 2am and then we're awake by five to see the sunrise.

So yeah. That's how it all ends.

When you imagine camping I'm sure you see fires and roasting marshmallows but in reality all we'll be doing is torturing each other with the game that I created which the next chapter will actually be about.