Chapter Twenty Nine

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Supernatural

That's right.

You all knew this was coming.

Let's talk about the show that's been running since my childhood.

Okay so I'm still technically a child but... Anyway.

(SPOILERS UP TO THE END OF SEASON TWELVE)

Fourteen seasons so far. And where have we been?

We've been to hell.

We've been to heaven.

We've been to purgatory.

And what have we got?

Two broken and fucked up Winchesters.

And a dead angel.

But, let's not forget all the people they fucked over and left for the dead.

Bobby

Crowley

Benny

Jo

Ellen

Rufus

Charlie

That's only a few of them.

I have a running joke with one of my friends that Dean basically gives off the kiss of death, kissed by him and you die withing the episode.

My friend then continued with, maybe Dean knows this and that's why he hasn't kissed Castiel.

So my friends have happy imaginations.

My imagination says that Castiel is so in love with Dean and Dean's just to much of a self absorbed dick to notice what's happening.

The rule I live by is if I ever meet anyone with the name Winchester, I'mma fucking haul ass cause I don't wanna get the kiss of death.

Oh right, I wouldn't have to bother running cause Dean wouldn't even think of kissing this mess.

So, if you watch Supernatural you know the plot.

One dead parent.

One fucking asshole parent who doesn't deserve to live.

One boy named Sam whose been fucked up since he was six months old.

One boy named Dean who is so caught up in the pain all around him that he isn't aware of happiness.

And final a love sick trench coat wearing Angel who would and literally has die for Dean.







I'm actually currently watching Season nine and I'm ninety percent sure that some ones about to die and be left with a note that only says Kevin.

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