Violentine One Shots

the girlfriend tag

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"Vi, you look really gay right now." Clementine whispered.

Violet coughed, re-positioning the beanie on her head. "I know. The viewers said they want more gay, and I am here to deliver."

"You should intro the video now."

"Yeah, good idea. Good luck kiss before we start?"

Clementine smiled, grabbing Violet's face and connecting their lips. When they pulled apart, they stared into each other's eyes for an amount of time that is uncomfortable to everyone else around. Clementine laughed, breaking the eye contact. "Baby, it's recording."

"Shit, you're right Ineedtocutthatoutofthevideo."

Clementine grinned. "Did you even speak english just now?"

"No I did not. Okay, we're starting now. Get out of frame so you can jump in later for a dramatic effect."

Once Clementine was out of frame, Violet slammed her hands on the bedside table. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLo everybody, my name is Violet and welcome the fuck back to my channel. Today is the topic of girlfriends. I have one. And if you don't, sucks for you. Anyway, I'm doing the girlfriend tag. And I have convinced Clem to do it with me because.......you can't do the girlfriend tag by yourself, can you?"

"You have heard Clementine call my name in the middle of videos for about a year manymanymanymany times before but I don't think any of you have actually seen her. BUT NOW YOU CAN!"

Clementine flopped onto the bed beside Violet. "Hi there I'm Clementine and all you need to know about me is that I'm bisexual as fuck."

"Oh my fucking god." Violet said quickly under her breath. Then she clapped her hands together, like all YouTubers do when they need to start the next segment of the video. "Let's get into the questions."

"Question One:Where did we meet?"

"Geometry class. Most people say some shit like "oh we met on cotton candy island" but we're boring so.....Geometry."

Violet smirked at the camera. "And they say math is pointless."

"Question Two: First date?"

"Fucking MCDONALD'S."

Violet high-fived Clementine, hugging her tightly. "Always McDonald's." Violet looked at her phone without letting go of Clem. "Question Three: First kiss?"

Clementine kissed Violet on the cheek. "Just now."

Violet laughed, shoving Clementine away. "The top of Brody's truck."

Clementine chuckled, leaning back into frame. "It's a long story that we'll tell another time because it's fucking chaotic."

"BOOOOONUS QUESTION who kissed who?" 

Clementine smirked. "I kissed you first because you're a pussy."

Violet grinned. "You are what you eat." She murmured, earning a slap on the arm from Clementine.

"Question Four: Who said 'I love you' first? I did."

Clementine hid her face behind her hands with a giggle. "I was scared to say it." She murmured.

Violet pulled her hands away from her face, kissing Clementine gently on the nose. "'Cause I'm super scary, right?"

"Sooooo scary." Clementine replied sarcastically.

"Question Five: When's my birthday?"

"Umm April 15th BITCH." Clementine said triumphantly, earning a laugh from Violet. Clementine smirked, turning to Violet. "When's my birthday?"

".........Clem...."

"Answer the question, Vi. When is my birthday?"

"..........October......21st......?"

Clementine turned back to the camera. "Everyone in the comments pray that Violet doesn't get her ass beat when the camera turns off."

"BABE NO WHEN'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?"

"October 23rd."

"I was off by two."

"AND YOU SHOULD KNOW MY BIRTHDAY WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR FOUR YEARS-"

 "Baby, I'm kidding, of course I know you're birthday."

Clementine raised an eyebrow. "mhm."

"oh my god MOVING ON. Oh I like this question. Top or bottom?"

Violet raised an eyebrow and smirked. "I'm a top."

"..........That's a lie."

"NO IT'S NOT!"

"Sure."

"I'M NOT LYING!"

"Whatever you say, Vi."

Violet sighed exasperatedly, looking back at the notes app in her phone. She smiled when she saw the next question.

"Last question: What's your gay name?"

Clementine shook her head with a confused smile. "What the fuck is a gay name?"

Violet smiled, pulling a box out of her back pocket. "Well, it's your first name...."

She got on one knee if front of Clementine, opening the box to reveal a ring. "And my last name."

Clementine screamed before tackling Violet to the floor. They were both out of view of the camera, but all you could hear was Clementine happily screaming and Violet laughing and telling her to calm down.

"Babe, I need to shoot the outro."

"Shoot it later."

"I can't shoot it later I have to shoot it right now."

"My god, fine."

Violet appeared on screen again. "Thank you for watching click that subscribe button and do that other shit BYYYYYYYEEEEEE."

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-later that night-

"HA Violet there are so many comments saying you're a bottom."

"ShuT UP-"

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 this oneshot is WAAAAAY better than the other one i posted today

i hope you enjoyed it

- insane sanity