Violentine One Shots

birthday

"hey, babe?" clementine said.

"hmm?" violet responded, raising an eyebrow.

"do you remember your birthday?"

"uhm...november 30th, 1992...i think, something like that."

"huh. interesting," clementine said, a mischievous grin coming to her face.

violet sighed, knowing what that look meant. some weird shit was about to happen.

"why are you like this?"

clementine ignored her comment. "i was, like...eleven when AJ was born and now he's five, about to turn six."

violet narrowed her eyes, not really sure where her girlfriend was going with this. "...okay?"

"i was born in 1995, on october 23rd. therefore, you are about three years older than me. since my birthday is in fall, and it's snowing outside, it has probably already passed. and your's could have as well."

violet nodded slowly, still hella confused. "uh-huh."

"therefore, if i am seventeen, and you are three years older than me, that means you're twenty."

violet furrowed her brows. "...ok?"

"you're a grandma, violet."

"clem, no-"