Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh..."What is this DJ? Hey, 2008 called and wanted back its music!" The man switched on the chair drunkenly. The club was about to close down, only a few costumers were tiredly dancing on the dance floor, resembling zombies.
"Three more shots." The man ordered and ignored the bartender's doubtful look. He's been paying after every order, they couldn't even scam him on the bill.
"Make it six." Another stranger pulled a chair and sat right next to the drunk man. He glanced at him absently and then on the six small glasses in front of him.
"If this is a challenge, I can finish them all in one go." He muttered and handed money to the barman. He only shook his head slightly, recounting the valuable papers.
"Tough day?" The stranger asked, reeking of alcohol himself.
"Tell me about it." He chugged the first shot down like water.
"I would, but you seem like you need to talk more." He smirked, also taking one down without any struggle.
"Women are bitches. All of them." The man claimed, slamming the empty glass against the table.
"You are right about that. Cheers." The stranger laughed, remembering how he said the same line a few hours ago.
"Cheers." Their glasses clanged.
"You do everything for them and it's still not enough." The man continued after shorter silence.
"You can try whatever you want, offer them heaven itself and they will still fuck your best friend." The stranger added, starting to be emotional.
'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it...
"For fuck's sake, I did put that fucking ring on her okay? I DID!" The man yelled, annoyed by the song. "Guess what? It didn't work!" He drank all the shots, one after another.
"I'm sorry for interrupting you but the club is closing down, you need to leave." The waiter with a guard right after him came to them.
"If you're sorry, then don't interrupt." The man hissed, getting up.
"We're leaving anyway." The stranger, who was slightly less drunk understood the situation better.
"Hey, you." The man turned around to the stranger. "Do you want to get married?"
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Unplanned Marriage
FanfictionHave you ever married a stranger? Stranger with the same gender as you are? While being drunk? Without being able to cancel it for a year? -------------------- HAPPY ENDING! Note: Only one sex scene is in the story - in one of the specials, mark...