Locked Inside [Trans Peter Parker story]

chapter 34:

Summer.
There's nothing quite as good as it. It's warm, you have the freedom from school, and a lot more hours to be out as Spider-Man. At least, that's what he thought to himself as he laid in his makeshift web hammock on a rooftop.

Like the little spider he was, which are cold blooded, he was soaking up all the warmth that he could on that fine July day. Deadpool was eating a hotdog with his mask hiked up to his nose, sitting next to him on the ledge of that rooftop. They would occasionally do a little 'boyfriend team up' (as they were officially dating), but Spider-Man went solo most of the time.

"I'm bored," Deadpool said through a mouthful of food. He chewed, swallowed, and continued. "Like, there's nothing to do. There haven't been any villains or robbers or rapists or anything today... and I'm too awake to nap like you're doing," he whined.

"Oh lord, shut your mouth or I'll web it closed," Spider-Man groaned, only half serious.

"Ehhhhhhhh..." Deadpool whined again and finished off his hotdog. "It's also too hot to be in this stupid leather suit. Hey, what do you think about Speedos?"

Spider-Man snorted, picturing his boyfriend in a speedo. "Mmm, that might not be so bad." He thought of all the muscles that were packed on Wade, and laughed.

Deadpool then flopped on top of Spider-Man. "Spidey it's hot, and I'm not cold blooded like you so that's not fair..."

"Well, technically I'm not cold blooded either... I'm more of a mix of both. Lukewarm blooded I guess."

Deadpool squished in next to Spider-Man on the tiny hammock, and then suddenly lifted his head up. "Oh! You know what we should do? We should go to the beach, now that you can actually do that!"

"Actually, that's not a bad idea," Spider-Man sat up and grinned. Now that he had top surgery, he'd been swimming a lot more often, and it was fantastic. "Oh, some people at my school are having a bonfire tonight, I just remembered. MJ, Harry and Gwen are going, Flash, Kenny, Liz, Cindy, Kitty's going too, she'll probably invite Johnny Storm, and a bunch of others are coming, you wanna come too?"

"What about Flash? I mean, wouldn't he beat you when he finds out you're dating a guy? I mean, I don't want me being there putting you in harm..."

"Actually no it's all good! He still thinks I'm female so in his eyes, this is a hetero relationship." Spider-Man stated. Deadpool's jaw dropped open a little, and then he started to giggle.

"Well if that's not the most ironic thing I've ever heard in my life," he snorted and gave Spidey a little peck on the lips.

"So I'll call MJ and you'll come."

"Mm, what will they think about this?" Deadpool lifted up his mask to show his scarred face, and Spider-Man shrugged. "I'll just bring a gas mask and an astronaut suit I guess," he added.

Spidey knew he was trying to make a light hearted moment out of the way that he looked, which he knew Wade was very insecure about. Spidey personally thought he was a hot piece of ass, but lots of others they interacted disagreed with a scowl, pointing and staring, and a few screams once in a while. Wade tried not to let it get to him, but he missed the way he used to look.

"The bonfire is happening at sunset, so they might not see. Plus, you've met a handful of the people that will be there. If anyone says anything, I'll just web them to a side of a building 100 feet in the air, ok?"

"Oh and you don't think that I couldn't un-alive them myself?" Deadpool smirked under the mask.

"Sweetie, I never said anything about un-aliving people. But I, well technically my whole gym class, found out that Flash is petrified of heights. We were doing this rope climbing thing-" Spidey began to chuckle at the memory, "-and when he got to the top... *snort* he let out the loudest scream I'd ever heard by anyone on this earth. We had to get the janitor with a 20 foot ladder because he wouldn't climb down- sorry, I'm rambling."