Namjin (Oneshots)

Petty

Everyone who is a boy is a girl and all of the girls are boys- no smut- I'll post something else today (tonight) as well. I'm using the same names because I don't feel like doing anything else so...
I haven't been saying this lately but these are all Drabbles.
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Seokjin's POV
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They're following me again. I want to yell at the to tell them to knock it off, but, of course, I won't. Ladies don't yell and I'm one hell of a lady.

My name is Kim Seokjin and I'm just the finest piece of bitch anyone has ever seen. I have ass length hair, plump lips, full cheeks (on both ends), and one hell of a bust.

I'm fucking beautiful.

And everyone at my school thinks so as well. "Jin? Jinnie?" I hear a small voice and immediately look down. "Jiminie? Oh yeah hi" I say, Park Jimin. A real beauty as well.

She has blond hair just a bit longer than her shoulders and eyes that absolutely sparkle. Her lips are full and so are her cheeks, though he ass is on a whole different level, if I didn't know better I'd think she was a foreigner.

Wait.

That was a bit gay...

"Have you seen Tae?" Jimin asked her skirt bouncing with each of her skips sometimes revealing her very pink, very lace, panties.

Slut.

I put on a fake smile. "No jewel I haven't" I say the crowd of boys, and some girls, still following. "Where could she be? I need to study a whole of a heck lot with her" Jimin pouts.

I only sigh stopping as I open my locker. "She has to be somewhere-" I want to say 'get your lazy ass up and look for her' but I honestly don't want to tarnish my image.

"I'll help you look" I get a book and hold it to my chest smiling down at the little annoyance. She blushes and turns away pulling at her skirt. My eyes rake over her body. Flat chest, skinny waist and a thigh gap.

Depending who you are that might sound appealing.

I look back in my locker before hearing a smooth voice. "Ladies."

I instantly turn and I'm met with non other than Kim Taehyung's face. Jesus she's hot. Sharp features, skin soft as feathers, her cut in an angled bob and she's tall. A whole package.

Depending on the person.

"Back up" I sigh "people will get the wrong idea" I explain as Taehyung shrugs. "So? Who ca-" I stop her there.

"Jesus does" I leave no room for discussion as I start walking again.

I know they're still following. That's all they do, follow.

"I fucking doubt it- you know how p-" the conversation stops and I look to the side. Fucking hell.

It's the weirdest things in school.

"I see you guys are still trying to go to hell huh?" I ask tilting my oh so pretty head. Min Yoongi growls.

An animal.

"Say it again I dare you! No I-" she and her annoying talking was about to be persistent if her- girlfriend didn't cover up that mouth of hers.