Only Average (EDITING)

Chapter four

Luke's P.O.V

We (we being Marie, Sarah, the band, and some groupies, and the two hot lesbian chicks from before the show) walk into my house where the after party that my friend Chelsea Handler is throwing for my band. She's so hilarious and has a raunchy sense of humor, like myself, that makes it so much fun to get fubared with her. (Fucked up beyond all recognition)The DJ is blasting Fastlane by: Eminem. I can dig it. I see all of Chelsea's really good friends. Such as Jennifer Aniston and Reece Witherspoon. I have in my hand the vodka that Chelsea loves, she loves it when people bring her one. As I walk by everyone they are greeting me by giving me high fives and heys. But I keep it short and sweet, They should know by now that I'm only here to get fucked up.

I spot Chelsea in the kitchen and I grab Marie's hand and drag her along. I can tell that she is so star struck that she is almost drooling. I chuckle to my self quietly as I enter my huge sized kitchen. "Hey Chelsea! What's going on?" I yell over the music. "Luke! About fucking time! I had to wait for you before I can drink since this party is for you after all." She says like she's about to die from not drinking.

"Who is this girl? You cheating on me?" She says with a smirk. "This is Marie, Marie this is Chelsea I just met her at my show, she's pretty chill." I introduce them while looking around the room for my band mates and Sarah. I spot them out by the pool hanging out with 50 cent. "Nice to meet you Miss. Handler. I watch your show all the time. I love your dry since of humor. It's so awesome!" Marie said excitingly. "Oh god. Call me Chelsea, I'm not your mother for fuck's sake." She replies and starts laughing once she looks at Marie's shocked and embarrassed face.

"Relax Marie, she's just fucking with you. That's something that you will get used to tonight." I said while giving her the calm down look. "Oh, thank god!" She laughed and threw her hand up to her chest in response. I turn back to Chelsea and hand her the vodka. "Here bitch, drink up. I'm going to take Marie away from you before you give her a heart attack. I gotta take her around the house and have her meet some nicer people." I say with a smirk on my face. "Yeah, yeah go on have fun. But here take a drink with me. You know that's a rule at my parties, it's your house but my rules." She says as she hands me and Marie a red solo cup, I sniff it and it smells like jager and redbull. It's gonna be a good night.

I walk outside with Marie following suite, It's so packed in the house from all the people that came to support my band tonight, that it feels amazing to be outside in the back yard. The view of the Hollywood sign is pretty fucking awesome. I sip on my blackout in a cup and start to walk over to my friends. "Shit, 50 you keep getting bigger bro. How is it even possible. Your like The Hulk now dude." I say as I walk to stand right beside him."Yeah man, you know how it is. Gotta hit the gym to look good for the ladies,." He says as we do one of those bro shakes but not before he winks at Sarah. "Yeah man, I feel ya. Well except I only go the gym when the label makes me." I say with a shrug. "Ya, that shit ain't cool. Well imma go find the hotties, gettin kinda lonely." He says with a grin. "Alright man, See ya later." I respond and turn to look back at the group.

Marie turns to me and just stares at me like I'm a god or something. Well I mean of course she is look at me. I'm the shit. "What?" I say with a cocky grin. "You know 50 cent! He is like amazing! I can't believe that you know him like you're best friends! How did you meet?" She asked excitedly. I shrug and say "Eh, It's nothing. I just meet him at one of his record release parties two years ago. And we have been cool since then." "Wow! That's just really awesome." She says with a huge smile on her face. I finish my drink and ask her and the band if they want to go do shots. "Hell yeah!" They say in unison. We head back into the kitchen and Chelsea is, well Chelsea and she's already drunk. "Wooooo! Let's go skinny dipping!" She screams from the island in my kitchen that she's standing on.

I roll my eyes, Yeah this happens a lot. I walk to the counter and see my favorite drink. Jager. That shit does wonders to the soul. "Jager bomb time you mother fuckers!" I yell at them. They all get excited and take the cups and shots after I fill it all up. "My turn for the toast." I state with an amusing look on my face. "Oh great, here we go." Ryan said sighing loudly and shaking his head. I start "Here's to you, Here's to me. The best of friends we will always be, but if we should disagree. To hell with you and here's to me!" I scream and drop to shot in the redbull and chug it till it was all gone. Ah yeah! Tastes like sin.

Everyone agrees to do another and before I knew it we had downed four shots. I declare that we have to stop drinking so fast, seeing as it has only been ten minutes,. I grab Marie's arm and drag her out of the kitchen and into the living room where everyone is dancing, I ask her to dance and she nods her head yes. So we start dancing to V.I.C Wobble. We laugh and talk for a while. Then I spot one of my good acquaints Jerry Avenaim. He did a few of our shoots for our many album covers and has been around. I ask Marie if she would like to meet him, and she looks at me with the 'hell yeah I do dumb ass' look. So I walk her over to the fire place where he is talking to some random person. "Hey Jerry! Long time no pose, huh?" I said with a smile. He laughs and agrees. I turn to Marie and I introduce them.

They talk for a while and he offers to look at the portfolio for her and see if he can give her an internship if she has the style he is looking for. I quickly get bored with their conversation and go get another drink. I wandered over to the bar and at the corner of my eye I see two people making out in the pantry doorway. What the hell? Then I realize that it's Ryan and Sarah. What the fuck? He never does this shit. Wow, I need to give them some privacy, I would'nt want to ruin this odd occurrence. So I grab the Jager and a four pack of redbull that was sitting on the island and head back outside to sit by the pool. This has been one hell of a night.

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Hey guys! Sorry for the cliff hanger. But I had to do it. Hehe. Hope you like this chapter. It's by far my favorite one. Vote/Comment. Feed back makes me feel awesome:)

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