*I wrote these in the middle of the night like a year ago and now I'm bringing them back.*
*Edit: The text chapters are only partially canon compliant. We have real space dad, but we also have Lotor. The war is still going on and such.*
Group Chat: Keith, Pidge, Hunk
Keith: I NEED HELP
Hunk: what happened??!
Keith: LANCE SAID I WASNT ALLOWED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM
Keith: I SAID NO PROBLEM
Keith: T H E R E S A P R O B L E M
Pidge: holy fucking..
Pidge: DUDE!!
Hunk: just wondering but why are you texting us about this?
Keith: you two know him best!
Keith: I don't know what to do!!!!!!
Pidge: I can solve this problem in two seconds
Keith: how?!
Pidge added Lance to the chat
Lance can see all previous messages
Keith: HOW IS THIS A SOLUTION?!
Hunk: well now you don't have to figure out how to tell him
Pidge: eh what's the worst that could happen?
Lance has left the chat
Pidge: oh.. that...
Keith: excuse me while I go hide in a corner and die!!
Chat: Lance, Keith
Lance: so I saw the group chat..
Keith: uh yeah... sorry...
Lance: why are you sorry?
Keith: I dunno.. you left so I thought I made you uncomfortable..
Lance: I left because pidge would've given me so much shit for saying this
Lance: I like you
Keith: O-O
Keith: WHAT
Lance: I like you
Keith: OH MY GOD I THOUGHT YOU'D HATE ME
Keith: WELL MORE THAN YOU ALREADY DO
Lance: I didn't hate you. I hated that you were so much better than me at everything
Lance: and I hated myself for liking you because I never thought you'd like me back
Keith: I'm not better at everything, sharp shooter ;)
Lance: ARE YOU TRYING TO FLIRT WITH ME?!
Keith: MAYBE
Lance: STEP UP YOUR GAME KOGANE
Keith: I WANT TO HIT YOU IN THE MOUTH
Keith: WITH MY Own mouth
Keith: softly
Keith: cuz I like you
Lance: well, damn
Lance: okay
Keith: will you be my boyfriend?
Lance: YES YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS
Keith: okay cool :)
Group Chat: Keith, Pidge, Hunk
Keith: SO LANCE MESSAGED ME PRIVATELY
Pidge: DETAILS NOW
Hunk: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Keith: HE SAID HE LIKED ME TOO
Keith: I MADE A LAME ATTEMPT AT FLIRTING
Keith: AND I ASKED HIM TO BE MY BOYFRIEND
Keith: I AM NOW DATING LANCE MCCLAIN
Keith: OH MY GOD
Pidge: BROOO
Hunk: THE RIVALRY WAS JUST SEXUAL TENSION THIS ENTIRE TIME
Hunk: I CALLED IT
Hunk: ALLURA LOST THE BET!!
Keith: YOU BET ON THIS?!?!?!
Pidge: HA what does she owe you?
Hunk: that is classified information my tiny female friend ;)
Keith: I bet she has to worm hole him to the balmera to see shay
Pidge: totally
Hunk has left the chat
Chat: Hunk, Allura
Hunk: you owe me a worm hole jump
Hunk: keith just asked lance out and lance said yes
Allura: WHAT
Allura: QUIZNAK
Allura: I'll let you see shay later. I have to tell shiro and coran
Group Chat: Allura, Shiro, Coran
Allura: keith and lance are dating now
Shiro: CALLED IT
Coran: saw that coming
Allura: WELL I DIDNT
Allura: I LOST A BET TO HUNK
Shiro: it was obviously sexual tension
Coran: agreed
Allura: UGH
YOU ARE READING
Texting Klance
FanfictionI posted these shitty little things in my one shot book but they're really horrible so I'm taking them out and putting them here. Basically the gang communicates through texting. Klance is canon king. Lotor is a dick who is obsessed with Lance for s...
