Group Chat: Pidge, Keith, Lance
Pidge: so have you two fucked yet
Lance: WHAT THE FUCK PIDGE
Keith: yes
Lance: KEITH !!!
Pidge: fucking knew it
Pidge: who tops?
Lance: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!
Keith: me
Pidge: ha called it
Lance: KEITH STOP
Keith: but why? you're cute when you're mad
Pidge: brb grabbing popcorn for this shit
Lance: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE KATELYN
Pidge: BITCH DO YOU WANT TO THROW HANDS?!
Pidge: I WILL KICK YOUR ASS BACK INTO THE MOTHER FUCKING WOMB
Pidge: TEST ME
Pidge: I FUCKING DARE YOU
Lance added Shiro to the chat
Shiro can see all previous messages
Lance: you were saying? ;)
Pidge has left the chat
Shiro: what the hell did you just involve me in?
Keith: two idiots making bigger idiots of themselves
Keith: aka comedy gold
Lance: >:c
Lance has left the chat
Chat - Keith, Lance
Keith: please stop ignoring me
Lance: I'm not
Keith: you literally looked me in the eyes when I said hi and then walked out of the room
Lance: don't remember
Lance: didn't happen
Keith: are you mad because I told pidge we did it?
Keith: considering you haven't replied and it's been half an hour, I guess it's a yes?
Keith: now you're going to ignore my texts too?
Keith: I'm sorry!
Lance: took you long enough :(
Keith: I'm super sorry lance
Keith: I love you
Lance: I love you too
Keith: how can I make it up to you?
Lance: figure it out yourself
Lance has left the chat
Group Chat - Keith, Hunk, Allura
Keith: I need help
Keith: lance is mad at me
Keith: hunk knows him best and allura is a girl so I thought you'd know what to do
Keith: considering lance is like a cliché girl from a chic flic when it comes to romance
Hunk: pidge told me you told her that you two fucked
Hunk: well before shiro took her phone because she was using so many swear words
Allura: you seriously spilled the details of your intimate life?!
Keith: uh yeah?
Allura: YOU IDIOT
Allura: IT'S CALLED THAT FOR A REASON
Allura: IT'S INTIMATE
Allura: IT STAYS BETWEEN YOU AND HIM
Keith: I KNOW I FUCKED UP
Keith: WHAT SHOULD I DO?!
Hunk: have you apologized yet?
Keith: yes, I said I'd make it up to him
Allura: you better go out and buy that boy some presents, set up a romantic date, and prepare to do some serious groveling!!
Allura: you don't have to spend all your money
Allura: just buy him some candies or other small things he likes
Hunk: allura is right
Hunk: he'd love that
Keith: alright, thank you!!
Keith has left the chat
Hunk: lance told you to say that too right?
Allura: yup!
Allura: he said keith would just make a fool out of himself if he tried to come up with something on his own
Hunk: thats what he told me
Hunk: at least theyre getting a nice date out of it
Allura: keith did fuck up though
Hunk: big time
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Texting Klance
FanfictionI posted these shitty little things in my one shot book but they're really horrible so I'm taking them out and putting them here. Basically the gang communicates through texting. Klance is canon king. Lotor is a dick who is obsessed with Lance for s...
