Resident evil One shots

yours/ Their pick up lines

Albert wesker

~ You are like my favourite cup of coffee, hot and lip smacking!~

Or

~ You're definitely on my to-do list tonight.~

Leon Kennedy

~Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!~

Or

~ I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?~

Chris Redfield

~ Do you like Star Wars? Because yoda only one for me!~

or

~ I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?~

Piers Nivans

~ If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together.~

Or

~ I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness.~

Jake Muller

~ There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!~

Or

~ Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you're a knockout!~

Your for him

Wesker:

~ That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!~

Or

~ You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill~

Leon:

~ Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight~

Or

~ If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?~

Chris Redfield:

~ If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep warm~

Or

~ Do these feel real to you?~

Piers Nivans:

~ You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together~

Or

~ Hi, I have a vagina~

Jake Muller

~ How do you like your eggs? [...] I prefer mine fertilized~

Or

~ Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.~

(YEA I GOT BORED 😂😂)