Albert wesker
~ You are like my favourite cup of coffee, hot and lip smacking!~
Or
~ You're definitely on my to-do list tonight.~
Leon Kennedy
~Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!~
Or
~ I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?~
Chris Redfield
~ Do you like Star Wars? Because yoda only one for me!~
or
~ I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?~
Piers Nivans
~ If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together.~
Or
~ I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness.~
Jake Muller
~ There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!~
Or
~ Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you're a knockout!~
Your for him
Wesker:
~ That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!~
Or
~ You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill~
Leon:
~ Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight~
Or
~ If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?~
Chris Redfield:
~ If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep warm~
Or
~ Do these feel real to you?~
Piers Nivans:
~ You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together~
Or
~ Hi, I have a vagina~
Jake Muller
~ How do you like your eggs? [...] I prefer mine fertilized~
Or
~ Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.~
(YEA I GOT BORED 😂😂)
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Resident evil One shots
FanfictionThis is mainly gonna be Wesker, Leon, Jake, Chris and Piers