(Replace Gine with Becky and Bardock with Joshua)
Me: Hey! You took the last two toaster strudels! Those were mine!
Joshua: I didn't see your name on those. *Has crumbs on his face*
Me: I told you I was saving those for me! And you didn't listen!
Joshua: What are you going to do about it? *Dodges my punch* Whoa! Sorry!
Me: *side sweeps him*
Joshua: *catches it*
Snuffle: *walks in the kitchen* What's going on now?
Me: He took the last two toaster strudels!
Snuffle: Yeah he's done that before to me.
Me: How do I get him to quit?
Snuffle: I just put something in front of it that I know neither one of you would eat.
Me: Like what?
Snuffle: This. *Holds up a jar of pickled beets*
Me: Ew! Gross! Why would you eat that!?
Snuffle: Same reason why you eat sweet pickles. I like them. And these are extra hot.
Joshua: How can you handle that?
Snuffle: Because unlike you, I take care of myself. And I happen to like them.
Me: Bleh!
Joshua: Gross dude!
Snuffle: So next time just put something you know he won't eat in front of them.
Me: Okay.
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Doctor Snuffle's Random Book
FanfictionSo I'm back, but I'm starting over on my books cause my other account got taken down because of a certain book that I won't make another one of cause I was dumb enough to make that mistake. Anyway, I'm letting Snuffle do the talking now, so here's t...