What's so good about being bad? How about having the badest of bad be your new parents? All chaos will regin.
I will do Joker & Harley Quinn, Killer Croc, Katana, Captain Boomerang, Diablo, Deadshot, & Enchantress. If you have a request on a differ...
Joker & Harley- You were just waking up, and your daddy heard you over the monitor. He got out of bed and went to aid you. "What's wrong with Daddy's lil clown? Hmm?" He asked you as he picked you up. You whimpered a little bit, for your daddy didn't like it when you were sad. "How can Daddy make his lil princess/prince all better? I know." He said as a smirk came onto his face. "Where are those yummy piggy toes? Are they here? No. How about here? No. If there aren't here or there, then they must be down here." He said as he tickled you, making you smile and giggle. "Now that's what Daddy wants to see on his lil clown. A nice happy smile." He cooed as he changed you. "How about we go wake up mommy, so we can see what Santa left for us." He cooed. As both you of entered the master bedroom, your daddy placed you right by your mommy and showed you how to wake her up. "Well good morning sweetie and Daddy. Merry Christmas." She said as she kissed your cheeks and kissed your daddy. "Good morning, baby. Shall we go see what Santa left." He said as he carried you downstairs to the family room.
"Someone must've been very good to get all these presents." Your daddy cooed as he snuggled you. "Harley. Be a dear and get the one wrapped in green paper and has a purple bow on top." Your daddy told your mommy. She got it and gave to your daddy who helped you open it.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
When you opened the present, you saw two lovies that looked exactly like your mommy and daddy. You squealed happily and hugged them. After you opened presents, your parents took you outside to play in snow. As it got dark outside, your mommy gave you a bath, while your daddy showered in the master bathroom. After you and your daddy were warm, your mommy went to take her shower, while your daddy spent some daddy-daughter/son time with you. "Did you enjoy your Christmas presents, little clown?" He asked you as you played with your hyena. "You sure love the hyena, don't ya baby girl/boy?" He cooed. A few minutes later your mommy came out and joined in the fun. After a while, you were getting sleepy. "Uh-oh. I think it's someone's bedtime." She cooed. Your parents carried you to your nursery. They placed you in your crib, tucked you in and kissed you goodnight. "Puddin'? Are ya coming to bed?" "Not yet Harls. I got some work I need to do, but after I'm done, I'll join ya." "Alright Puddin'. Goodnight." "Goodnight, my queen. Goodnight my princess/prince. Thank you for making this the best Christmas for me." He said as he gave you another kiss before leaving.
Katana & Diablo- It was early, when you decided to wake everyone up. Both of your parents came in to see what was wrong, while your aunt Harley and Uncle J waited outside of the nursery. "Oh my little girl/boy. What has you so upset, huh?" Your mommy asked as she picked you up and rubbed your back. You left out a burp and were back to happy self. "Are we happy now?" She cooed. "Merry Christmas y/n. Merry Christmas honey." Your daddy said as he kissed you. "Well since everyone is up, I'll go make breakfast." Your daddy said. Your mommy carried you, but you made grabby hands at your aunt. "What's the matter, y/n?" She asked as she took you into her arms. "You just wanted to be your auntie Harley." She cooed at you. Your uncle J put his arms around your aunt and smiled down at you. "Let's go to the living room baby, so we can enjoy our little niece/nephew." He cooed. As you spent time with your uncle and aunt, your aunt said "Puddin'?" "Hmm?" "Do you think that we will be good parents?" "Do you think that we will be terrible at the whole "parenting thing?" "It's just that everyone else has a baby and we don't and it makes me feel sad." "Baby. I didn't know that having a baby meant that much to you. I'll tell ya what. How about if we can babysit y/n for a couple of days or so, I'll give you a baby." "Really, Mr. J? You would do that for me?" "You know that I would anything for you. And you too, y/n." Your uncle cooed and bopped your nose, lightly. "Breakfast is ready." Your daddy called from the kitchen. After all of you ate, you went into the living room to open gifts.
