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This was the story that I originally wrote for the latest Seokjin chapter (where Namjoon worked at a publishing house). But inspiration left me so I wasn't able to continue this story.

P.S. I was inspired by the movie "The Proposal." Hence the birth of an aspiring writer/junior editor Namjoon.

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What do you want for your birthday, hyung?" Namjoon asked Jin.

The two were currently across each other in the same couch in the living room; minding their own business with their respective phones when Namjoon asked the question out of the blue.

Seokjin wondered why would Namjoon ask about that now when his birthday's not in a few months? Maybe Namjoon wanted to buy in advance?

"I thought you already knew," Jin pouted and pretended to look sad.

"No, I don't. That's why I'm asking you. Now what is it?" Namjoon didn't have time for Jin's dillydallying. He just wants to get out of the situation before his embarrassment completely takes over him. He doesn't really want to back out at the last minute.

"You," then he flirtatiously threw a flying kiss on a grimacing Namjoon.

"Hyung! Be serious!" Namjoon threw a throw pillow, on which landed directly to the older's face. Jin laughed squeakily while Namjoon couldn't help but laugh too.

"But I am serious! I don't need anything except you," the older stared at him sincerely.

Namjoon's heart fluttered. But before he can even reply with an "aww", Jin's next line shut him off.

"And your cute little plump ass on my d--"

Another throw pillow was smacked on Jin's face. This time, with so much force that it caused Jin to let out a loud yelp.

"You and your dirty mouth!" the younger yelled annoyed.

"But you love it anyway. Especially whenever I eat your a--" the younger lunged forward to Jin and clasped his hand to the older's mouth.

"Shut up!" Namjoon's face bloomed with a deep shade of red.

Jin was giggling uncontrollably. He licked the inside of Namjoon's hand, making the younger swear in disgust.

"Ew hyung what the hell! Are you freaking real? You're so gross!" Namjoon squawked. He was internally cringing.

Namjoon retaliated by wiping his slightly wet palm on Jin's face. Jin screamed in protest. He was flailing helplessly, completely immobilized by the younger on top of him.

"Nooooo! Stop! I'm sorry, okay?" Jin was legibly grossed out. Everybody knows how much he's easily disgusted and how much of a clean freak he is.

"Now you know what I feel," Namjoon said.

But Jin's frown turned into a menacing smile. Both of his large hands slowly crept up on Namjoon's perky butt. Then he squeezed it with much vigor.

"Yah hyung!" Namjoon shrieked.

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Trust me, this is the only unfinished one. More prompts and imagines incoming. 💖