Patton: *flops down on the couch right on top of Logan, who was reading a book*
Roman: *sitting in arm chair across the room* Hey Padre, are you okay?
Patton: I feel so guilty!
Roman: Why's that?
Patton: I asked for a cup for water, but instead I got sparkling water.
Virgil:....
Roman:.....
Logan:.....
Patton: I'm a criminal!
Logan: Patton, that wouldn't make you a criminal...
Virgil: Yeah, don't worry Patton.
Patton: But Virgil, the police are going to take me away!
Roman: No they won't.
Logan: Patton, that idea is preposterous.
*police sires sound from a car outside*
Patton: ....They found me! *scrambles up the stairs*
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The Sander Sides As Things My Friends and I Said
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