Blade Runners
Sam: It's Crowley, he's not exactly a team player.
Dean: Yeah, but his ass is on the line too, he goes missing for weeks on end without a peep. Well, not one that makes sense anyway. Listen to this.
Crowley: Dean...
Sam: Wait a second. Did he drunk dial you?
Sam: I-is that, uh...
Dean: Well, that explains a lot.
Sam: Okay, uh, look Snooki. Can I call you Snooki?
Snooki: No, it's Nicole now.
Sam: Okay then, Nicole. We can do this one of two ways: the easy way, you talk or... the easier way you still talk.
Dean: I vote for number two.
Crowley: You don't know what it's like to be human... it's your DNA. My addiction. My cross. My burden!
Sam: Focus. Okay. You swept the Mariana Trench. And...?
Crowley: And the First Blade was not, as hoped, in the Trench. It had, in fact, been scooped up by an unmanned sub, from whom it was stolen by a research assistant, who reportedly sold it to Portuguese smugglers who, in turn, lost it to Moroccan pirates in a poker game.
Sam: What?
Crowley: Poor moose. It's always a little tricky keeping up, isn't it?
Dean: You know, at least when Cas was human, he was an okay guy. Should've known Crowley would be a douche version.
Magnus: Dean, I am offering you the moon here -- to be part of the greatest collection of all time, to be young forever. Let me teach you my secrets, hmm? Be my companion. I have to be honest with you, it has gotten lonely here over the years.
Dean: When you were saying any of that, did it feel at all creepy?
Sam: Remember, stay close, do what I say, shut the hell up.
Crowley: I'm growing on you, aren't I?
Magnus: Oh, come on Dean. This is the object of your quest! Tell me Henry Winchester's grandson isn't curious to see if it works.
Dean: Demon mitts all over my baby. Oh, come on! Now they're keying cars??
Crowley: Now this is the way it's going to go: I'll hang on to old donkey teeth here until such time, as you locate Abaddon. Then, you'll destroy her. You're right Moose, you can't trust me, sadly I can't trust you either.
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Supernatural Season 9 Quotes
FanfictionYou'll find your favourite supernatural quotes here from season 9. I will make quote books about the other seasons as well so don't worry about that. If you have any suggestions feel free to comment!
