Meta Fiction
Metatron: What makes a story work? Is it the plot, the characters, the text? The subtext? And who gives a story meaning? Is it the writer? Or you? Tonight, I thought I would tell you a little story and let you decide.
Castiel: Honor bar?... What's honorable about a miniature bar in a motel room?
Dean: Everything.
Buxom Lass: Some times you need a break from the hustle and bustle of city life. #amiright? Sometimes you need some #CasaErotica.
Gabriel: I used most of my juice to get back into porn. That came out wrong. So did that!
Castiel: I'm just a soldier.
Gabriel: Bitch, please. You've been God more often than Dad has.
Castiel: Yeah, look how that turned out.
Gadreel: I have been you Sam Winchester. Your insides reek of shame and weakness.
Dean: Word around the campfire is you let the snake into the Garden. Ruined it for all of humanity.
Gadreel: I set them free. I loved humanity!
Dean: Well, you sure got a funny way of showing it, asshat.
Sam: Dean! Dean- hey, are you okay?
Dean: Yeah, you gotta stop asking me that.
Gadreel: How did your play turn out?
Metatron: It didn't quite turn out as I planned, but that is why we rewrite. That was God's problem, you know. He published the first draft. You gotta... keep at it 'til you get all your ducks in a row.
Metatron: What writer doesn't love a good twist? My job is to set up interesting characters and see where they lead me. The byproduct of having well-drawn characters is they may surprise you. But I know something they don't know - the ending. How I get there doesn't matter as long as everybody plays their part.
Ian: We've got some off the menu items, but this ain't Diagon Alley, man.
Castiel: So you faked your own death?
Gabriel: And I assume you weren't let into Mensa while I was gone?
Castiel: What do you want from me?
Gabriel: Your help, Columbo. I'm getting the band back together. We're going on the "Kill Metatron" tour, and you're looking at the new frontman.
Metatron: Yes. This is the curious incident, eh Inspector Gregory?
Castiel: Who?
Metatron: Inspector Gregory? Sherlock Holmes? Silver Blaze? You have been around since scaly things crawled out of the muck, would it have killed you to pick up a book? Watch a movie?
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Supernatural Season 9 Quotes
FanfictionYou'll find your favourite supernatural quotes here from season 9. I will make quote books about the other seasons as well so don't worry about that. If you have any suggestions feel free to comment!