These Are My Orders. (#WATTYS2019) [COMPLETED]

All That Glitters Is Not Sequins Chapter 27

Jimin and Jungkook had been living together for over a month now and they were truly enjoying it.  They loved waking up to each other.  Jungkook loved waking before Jimin so he could quietly stare at just how amazingly beautiful Jimin is when he sleeps.  So peaceful, so beautiful, so...smelly?

"Aaaah!  Man!  Jimin!  What the hell!?!"  Jungkook groaned loudly as a horrible smell wafted up from the bed.  "What the hell died in you?"

Jimin starts to giggle then clears his throat, still not opening his eyes, "gas is a natural by-product of the digestive process and when certain foods are...."

"Geez, Jimin I know what it is but...WOW!  What a way to wake your lover.  Well I guess we got that over."  Jungkook says with mild, but humorous, disgust as he goes to get out of bed.  His wrist is grabbed before he can swing out.

"What's over?"  Jimin asks, eyes still closed.

"Who farts in front of the other first."  Jungkook says trying to retrieve his wrist from Jimin's grasp.

"Keep complaining belch-boy and I'll dutch oven you the next time."  Jimin says giggling while not letting go.  "Now come back to bed and kiss me."

"Belch-boy?  Da fuq, Jimin.  I don't belch...that much."  Jungkook says, "Can you let go so I can go to the bathroom?  I'll be back and I'll cover you with kisses."  Jimin lets go.

"Yes, belch-boy.  Every time you down an entire can of Coke or bottle of Soju, you let out Earth shattering belches.  Do I need to explain it's process?"  Jimin pushes himself up on his elbows looking in the direction Jungkook is walking.

"No.  I know that one too."  Jungkook says closing the door to the bathroom.

Jimin throws his head back laughing at his evil morning deed.  Jungkook's phone rings.

"Aegiya!  You're phone is ringing."  Jimin yells towards the bathroom.

"Why don't you answer it for me?"  Jungkook says cracking the door.

"Because it's your phone and I only answer the unknown calls."  Jimin says with a smirk.

"Why only 'unknown'?" Jungkook asks.

"Hello?"  Jimin says.

"Ya, bro!  Where's Jungkook?"  Tae asks.

"He's in the bathroom? What's up?"  Jimin asks

"Uh, I'm just so frustrated I have a runway show in Japan next month and it's driving me crazy."  Tae says in an exasperated voice.

"What's frustrating you?"  Jimin asks.

"Well the models I hired are such bitches.  They can't get their shit together enough to stop fighting over the lead model spot.  They are crawling over each other and my dick to get it."  Tae says.  "I haven't decided yet who the lead model will be to open the show and both the male and female models wanna suck my dick for it." 

"Well, why don't you tell them if they don't back off you'll pick the ugliest one out of the group.  They are all so vain the thought of any one of them being thought of as ugly will stop them."  Jimin says grinning.

"True, but I do gotta say I love all the head I'm getting though."  Tae says shamelessly.

"Damn Tae!  That's disgusting!  You don't know where those mouths have been before you."  Jimin says in disgust.

"Oh my God!  Jimin do you really think I'm that much of a hoe?"  Tae says laughing.

"I don't know bro, it sounded pretty convincing to me."  Jimin says laying back in bed.