(Start in Nightmare Tower. The gang is walking along.)
Trini-Tii-The princess's face has to be up here.
Victor-I bet it's going to be...pretty hard.
Daph-Nii-If you haven't trained up your skills like we have!
(She raises her wrist.)
Daph-Nii-Guardian, how many battles have we won?
Guardian-A hundred and nineteen.
Daph-Nii-See? A hundred and nineteen! With enough luck, this'll be 120. I'm still kinda worried, though. We've been undefeated thus far. What if this is what breaks us?
Hidea-Kii-Well, define "undefeated."
Daph-Nii-I guess it's time to enter the dragon.
(They see someone up ahead of them.)
Daph-Nii-Ah!
(The camera pans over to reveal it's JULIAN.)
Julian-OK, deep breaths...Princess Bia! Raaargh!
(He does the stupid-dance run into battle. Shot of the monster in front of him, a large, pink gorilla with "BIA's" face on it who will be referred to as the GENERAL.)
Julian-Give the princess's face back!
(He hits the GENERAL. There is no effect.)
Daph-Nii-Stupid dancing. That's his sole attack.
General-(mumbling to himself) What beauty...
Julian-Hey!
(He "attacks" the GENERAL again to no avail.)
General-(mumbling to himself) To think the Dark Lord would grace me with such a face!
Julian-Give it back!
(He "attacks" again.)
General-(mumbling to himself) This face is mine now! I'll never give it back!
Julian-Grrr!
(He "attacks" a fourth time. The GENERAL finally notices.)
General-You'll never get away with this!
(He punts JULIAN down the corridor, which is even more humiliating considering his legs are significantly smaller than his arms. JULIAN flies past DAPH-NII and the gang.)
Daph-Nii-Well, shit.
(Opening theme. The gang runs towards the GENERAL. The GENERAL drums on his chest and stands with one fist raised high.)
Daph-Nii-Here we go, team. Give it your all. This thing's pretty fuckin' strong if it can kill Julian in one blow.
Hidea-Kii-Actually, I checked. Julian is still alive.
Daph-Nii-God dammit, Hidea-Kii. I was trying to prove a point.
Victor-Hey, Daph-Nii.
Daph-Nii-What?
Victor-I just remembered how the beginning of that one BTS song went! "All the underdogs in the world, a day may come when we lose..."
Daph-Nii-"But that day is not today."
Victor/Daph-Nii-Today, we fight!
(They draw their weapons in the most badass way they can. ANNALISE walks up to DAPH-NII.)
Daph-Nii-Oh, sweet! Horse attack right off the bat!
(She mounts ANNALISE and attacks the GENERAL.
(TRINI-TII attacks.)
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Miitopianime! (Season 1)
Fanfiction"Miitopianime!"-Putting the high in high fantasy! This show is based on the Nintendo game "Miitopia" but lacks the family-friendly quality. Miitopia was a peaceful place. That is, until the Dark Lord known as Alex Chang started stealing people's fac...
