(Start in Castle View. The gang is walking along like they do.)
Trini-Tii-I'm tired of fighting!
Daph-Nii-What are we supposed to do, then? Practice diplomacy on a bunch of brainless, hero-killing monsters?
Trini-Tii-That's not what I meant-
Daph-Nii-When we fight monsters, we save innocent lives. Those people don't want to be monsters, but did they get the choice? No.
Trini-Tii-Daph-Nii, you're not letting me finish-
Daph-Nii-We're supposed to kill the monsters, save the faces, and make things right. Wasn't you whole "higher calling" spiel about bringing justice to the land?
Trini-Tii-I'm not tired of fighting entirely! I just don't like fighting so much. Can't those monsters give us a break?
Daph-Nii-I wish!
Victor-Monsters will be coming at us every day, Trini-Tii. Them's the breaks.
Daph-Nii-We are a stray mark on the Scantron of the Dark Lord's evil plan, especially me. He wants to erase us from the face of Miitopia so he can keep doing who-knows-what, and that means sending all the monsters he can.
Hidea-Kii-How are you so good with metaphors, Daph-Nii?
Daph-Nii-What can I say? I'm a poet and I didn't even know it.
(Opening theme. They come across a large treasure chest.)
Daph-Nii-Ooh, a treasure chest! This one's a big'un.
(She runs over to it and flips open the lid. Inside are some wicker vestments with yellow lining. DAPH-NII takes a closer look at the miter.)
Daph-Nii-What the hell is this, a basket?
Trini-Tii-It's not a basket!
(She takes the miter and puts it on.)
Trini-Tii-This is a miter. It's the official headgear of the Order of Clerics. Now, the robe.
(DAPH-NII tentatively hands her the robe.)
Daph-Nii-Are you sure you want to wear this? It's long story short made of wood.
Trini-Tii-Of course! Who knows? It might even be comfortable.
(Cut to a few minutes later. The gang is walking.)
Trini-Tii-Okay, this isn't comfortable. It is chic, in a way.
(They are stopped by two banshees and three apple jellies.)
Daph-Nii-Alright, ladies. Here we go.
(They draw their weapons. TRINI-TII attacks Apple Jelly B in the sweet spot, defeating it.)
Trini-Tii-Shazzah!
(DAPH-NII attacks next, defeating Apple Jelly C.)
Daph-Nii-Easy!
(HIDEA-KII attacks Apple Jelly A, defeating it.)
Hidea-Kii-Hidea-KIIIIIIIIII!
Victor-You guys wanna hear some Beyonce-
Daph-Nii-No.
Victor-(grumbling) Alright, fine. Just cover your ears.
(He screams into his microphone. The banshees reel back. Banshee B cries.)
Hidea-Kii-Wow. I had no idea Victor's singing was that bad.
(Banshee A attacks HIDEA-KII.)
Hidea-Kii-Okay, you suck!
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Miitopianime! (Season 1)
Fanfiction"Miitopianime!"-Putting the high in high fantasy! This show is based on the Nintendo game "Miitopia" but lacks the family-friendly quality. Miitopia was a peaceful place. That is, until the Dark Lord known as Alex Chang started stealing people's fac...