(Start in the Wayward Woods. The gang is walking together.)
Hidea-Kii-Alright, team. Keep your eyes peeled. The king's face could be anywhere.
Trini-Tii-Right.
Daph-Nii-This looks an awful lot like the last forest we went in.
Hidea-Kii-That's the thing about forests. They all look the same. I think it's mostly the presence of trees.
Daph-Nii-It's not just that. Even the music is the same.
Trini-Tii-What music?
Daph-Nii-You don't hear it?
(They are stopped by a smileshroom and two banshees. DAPH-NII points at the smileshroom.)
Daph-Nii-That thing looks aaaaaaaaaaaangry.
(They draw their weapons. TRINI-TII attacks the smileshroom. DAPH-NII attacks next.)
Hidea-Kii-Let's go! Jump Slash!
(He jump-slashes Banshee A, defeating it.)
Hidea-Kii-And that's how it's done!
(ANNALISE walks up to VICTOR.)
Victor-You ready to go, Annalise?
(ANNALISE nods. VICTOR gets on.)
Daph-Nii-You can't possibly be--
(ANNALISE kicks the smileshroom with her back legs, defeating it.)
Daph-Nii-And there she goes again.
Victor-As long as this horse and this pop star are here, nothing can stop us!
(Banshee B attacks VICTOR.)
Victor-Ow.
Daph-Nii-And then there was one.
(She attacks. TRINI-TII attacks Banshee B, defeating it.)
Trini-Tii-Begone thot!
(They resume walking.)
Daph-Nii-"Begone thot?" That's a new one.
Trini-Tii-"Shazzah" wasn't really doing it for me, so I changed my war cry to something that was more closely related to what we were doing, in this case, making thots begone.
Daph-Nii-War cry? Isn't that a little extreme?
Trini-Tii-Well, that's what it is, isn't it?
(DAPH-NII shrugs and walks off. Opening theme. Then they are standing in front of a sign. DAPH-NII begins singing "The Sign" by Ace of Base.)
Daph-Nii-I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes-
(HIDEA-KII kicks the sign down.)
Hidea-Kii-Fuck you, sign.
Daph-Nii-You didn't even let me finish my song.
(They keep walking forward. TRINI-TII inhales deeply.)
Trini-Tii-Wow! Get a lungful of this fresh air!
Victor-I might even go for two lungfuls!
(They both take a deep breath.)
Victor-Thanks, trees, for all this clean air.
Trini-Tii-Yeah! Thank you, trees!
(DAPH-NII walks past them.)
Daph-Nii-Did I ever mention that you two are weird?
Victor-I'm not weird! Trini-Tii's the weird one!
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Miitopianime! (Season 1)
Fanfiction"Miitopianime!"-Putting the high in high fantasy! This show is based on the Nintendo game "Miitopia" but lacks the family-friendly quality. Miitopia was a peaceful place. That is, until the Dark Lord known as Alex Chang started stealing people's fac...
