Just Dudes Being Guys (or gays) // nomin/jaeno

5. cooking? cooking!

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"Holy crap, Jeno. I don't get these chicks, like look at us. We're a whole snack. Especially me", scoffs Jaemin while the two buddies walk along supermarket lines picking up groceries and snacks.

"Stfu, don't remind me about the most embarrassing shit i got myself into, i don't wanna think about Yuqi and her bitchass friends", Jeno looks at the younger savagely.

"The most embarrassing shit? How about eating my chin as if it was some freakin jjajalmyeon, huh?", Jaemin wiggles his eyebrows casually tossing some snacks into the basket.

Jeno turns red and points a finger to his face, "We're not talking about it anymore, shut your mouth".

Jaemin looks him right in the eye,
"Make me".

The next moment he shifts his gaze to Jeno's trembling lips and right to his crotch, which is seemingly showing up.

Jeno turns away and rockets to the direction of dairy products, leaving the younger deadass laughing.

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They decide to make home made burgers, which was Jaemin's idea, since he would get bored preparing food on his own.

Jaemin starts to teach his friend how to make dough, causing a big mess.

"Kilo of cocaine, I'm a druglord, yo fuckers", Jeno mockingly sniffs the pile of flour and smacks a little of it on Jaemin's nose.

"Calm your tits down, douchebag", shouts the younger and sneezes.
They start making dough, Jaemin instructing the brunette now and then.

"Now beat it. Yeah, just harder. Harder i said. Harder, you moron", Jeno is beating the hell out of the dough, all sweating and breathing heavily. He brushes off his bangs with the back of his palm and faces Jaemin. The younger takes a napkin and caringly wipes Jeno's sweaty face.

"You did well, pumpkin", he kisses the tip of the older's nose lightly, then quickly puts the buns into the oven.
Jeno gasps but prefers to ignore the act.

"What's now?"

"Let's cut the vegetables"

Jeno is cutting onions, while Jaemin is holding his hands, so as to direct him.

"This shite hurts, i'm crying", the older squeezes his eyes shut, tears rolling down his cheeks.

"Lemme see your face, hahah", Jaemin puts his chin on the brunette's shoulder and the latter turns to him a bit.

"Aaww, you look adorable, your glossy eyes. Oiiii, baby boy", the younger pinches Jeno's nose and the boy turns around pushing him away.

"Bitch, tf you're calling me that".

Jaemin clenches his fists pretending to be serious, "You smol baby panda, fite me"

The older immediately gets triggered and tries to attack Jaemin with his fists and feet. The younger is not a weakling though, avoiding his attacks like Bruce Lee. They keep messing until Jeno succeeds in knocking down the honey haired, yet losing his own balance.

The next moment Jaemin is on the floor, eyes shut in pain, mumbling incoherently. Jeno is on top of him with his leg touching the younger's crotch area.

"J-jaemin-ah, u ok?", he lightly slaps his friend's cheek.

"You moron, my spine is aching as fuck", Jaemin moans, "Get your leg off my dick", he lifts his head and their faces are only inches away.

Jeno doesn't respond but examines the younger's face. Jaemin looks at him surprisedly but doesn't back off.

"Please, don't move", Jeno mumbles and attacks the younger's lips with his own.

Jaemin's eyes widen at the sudden move but after seconds he closes his eyes kissing back. The kiss gets sloppier every moment until Jeno suddenly raises his head.

Jaemin is a mess, with his hair plastered on the floor, both of his hands at each of his sides. His chest is moving up and down and his adam's apple is bobbing.

Jeno starts to rub circles on the younger's chin, causing him to emit a little moan. This drives the older crazy, and he starts to suck the boy's neck just under his chin.

"Fffuck. I-, ffuck, gonna cum", Jaemin is a moaning mess which drives Jeno over the edge even more. He rubs over the boy's pants with his knee, biting his collarbone.

"What-, ah ah ah, fuck, holy shit", Jaemin grabs the boy's neck, tilting his head and giving more access.

Jeno keeps abusing one spot, until the younger intensely moans the last time, closing his eyes in bliss.

The moment Jaemin comes, the oven ironically makes a 'ting' sound.

"You go jerk off, I'll finish the burgers"
Jeno stands up, with a huge bulge between his legs and runs towards bathroom.

Jaemin laughs and tries to get up, but he's too weak.

"Ah, fuck it", he falls back giggling to Jeno's moans echoing from the bathtub.

ohgod, i'm going to hell for writing this.