i wanna kiss jinyoung tenderly on his adorable lips and eyes. he's got all my uwus.
btw, i hate silent readers. i'm not sorry. don't be a greedy bitch, cutie. ya know i'm trying for you.
Bowling goes pretty well despite Renjun’s worst expectations after Jaemin kept behaving like a psycho during the lunch, grabbing his hand and doing flirty moves.
They beat each other at hitting strikes until the two decide to have a seat with milkshakes over a talk.
“How come your abilities of my native language are better than mine?”, Jaemin questions.
“That’s all because of EXO! I had to feel every word of their lyrics while dancing and singing to them, I adore the group so much..”, Renjun dreamily smiles.
“Hmm..I could lose my virginity to Sehun”, the younger chuckles.
The Chinese boy however doesn’t find it funny, making a cringe face instead,
“Y-you..wanna lose your virginity to a guy? WTF. And you’re not a girl, or are you gay? Wait wha-“
Jaemin winks at the boy and closes the menu,
“Who knows. But agree EXO are damn hot”
“I guess you, you must know. Because like, you’re so obsessed with guys, also Sehun kinda reminds of Jeno, their lisp and voice, and nose”, Renjun blinks rapidly.
“Yeah, that’s why I wanna-, ugh, I mean no. Jeno is ugly as fuck”, the honey-haired rolls his eyes.
“You nuts? Even though I aint ghei, I can tell he’s legit good-looking. He’s dating Yuqi after all”.
“Funny thing, I tried to hook up with Nancy and she looks like you”
Renjun goes confused mode again,
“I have so many questions. First of all, how the heck she looks like me, she’s like, the prettiest girl at school after Irene noona, although she’s a teacher. Next, you did wha-, what did she say? I’ve never seen you with girls, besides your classmates”
Jaemin giggles smiling teasingly,
“Firstly, she looks like you, yes you are pretty. But yeah, Irene noona is a cosmic beauty. She rejected me, which surprised me a lot like I was sure I’m absolutely gorgeous and hot and deserve any compliment”.
“You have another level of confidence but yeseu, I can’t help agreeing you look good”.
Jaemin turns serious as he caresses the older’s hair.
“Let’s.. make out”
“FOR FUCK’S SAKE JAEMIN”
“LET’S MAKE OUT FOR FUCK’S SAKE, I KNOW RIGHT”
Renjun gets up trying to leave but the boy stops him, laughing hard.
“I was kidding, calm your tits down, hun”
Renjun scoffs playing with his watch,
“Every damn joke you make is related to gayness, ISTG”
A tall boy with small baby face approaches them, seemingly the waiter. Jaemin can’t help checking him out, while the Chinese can’t help noticing this.
“What are you having, guys?”, he takes out his note ready to scribble down the orders.
“Strawberry milkshake and hamburger, what for you Jaem-”
The Chinese boy looks up and gets surprised for tenth time this day seeing the younger’s behavior.
Jaemin is staring at the waiter biting his lower lip with dilated pupils.
When the boy faces him, he doesn’t even try to hide that he’s horny, staring right into his eyes and shifting his gaze to the boy’s plushy lips.
Conversely, the waiter freaks out to no end, his eyes wandering all around but Jaemin.
“A-and.. your order?” he hesitantly asks.
“Banana milkshake and cheeseburger, and I’d have you as a side dish, cutie”.
Renjun chokes on his water and starts coughing and emmiting sounds of a dying moose. The waiter grabs him by shoulders, patting the boy’s spine.
Jaemin smiles broadly, not ashamed a bit.
“Just joking, man. BUT!”, the honey-haired wiggles his eyebrows, “You’re that boy who enters a bar and leaves a gay-bar”
Renjun covers his tomato-colored face and shakes his head.
The waiter chuckles nervously through gritted teeth,
“Imma bring your food”
Jaemin grabs his hand seeking for the ashamed boy's eyes, “Hey, bud, what’s your name?”
“J-jinyoung”, this said he almost runs towards the kitchen.
“Awwwe”, the younger turns to Renjun who’s left speechless and gaping, "Kiewt name".
“They make good milkshakes here-“
“Na, Fucking, Jaemin. I’m never going anywhere with you once again!”, Renjun grabs his head cringing.
“Oh shit, didn’t you just see him? He’s freaking adorable”,
the younger tilts his head a bit observing the boy from afar.
“You’re embarrassing, shitshitshit”, Renjun opens his eyes wide, “And extremely gay”.
“Are you homophobic? If so, get the fuck off”, the younger frowns all of a sudden.
“Wha-, no I’m not but..wait are you gay for real?”, the Chinese boy’s voice cracks at the last word.
“Yes, I am, any problems, hun?”
jaemin be like a proud queer. thats ma boii. (leave feedbacks, bubble)
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