The Truth Untold || J.Jk

19. Know

The door opened.

So did my mouth.

My heart started B-boying at the sight.

Reasons why I want to jump & drown in a pool of holy water-

• That awful scream belonged to Jhope, who's wearing a big reddish pink flower on his head and is screaming while making faces like there are dozens of living cockroaches having a lit disco party inside his shirt.

• There's Rap fucking Monster in a girl's school uniform, he has a black shoulder-length wig on and he's literally twerking wearing those short skirts with a shiny covered book in hands.

• There's the World Wide Banana-

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First of all, he is wearing that banana thingy on his worldwide head, on top of that he is having a banana while casually leaning against the kitchen counter. He looks like he's still feeling like the prettiest omnivorous creature breathing in the milky way (though he is actually looking gud).

• The 'I love you' boy is wearing a dog costume that perfectly fits his small body. He looks soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute, chubby, squishy, baby-like, soft, adorable that I can't manage to blink but apart from that he's......biting on Yoonji's leg?

• Yoonji is wearing this white sweatsuit maybe? I'm not good at differentiating these shit WHATEVER he is laying on the ground trying to get his toothpick-like leg out of Jimin's mouth and that disgusted look on his face is worth 2 cents.

• Last and the most human-like look is presented by V, he is wearing a school uniform and thin-framed glasses. Unfortunately, his outfit is human-like but not his behavior, he is wiggling his eyebrows at Namjoon and is doing the 'pen pineapple apple pen' dance all by himself in a corner.

Give me a reason why I shouldn't go to the club, cry and have 1000 shots because of depression right now. I can't even imagine them singing on the stage instead of rolling on it.

All of them looked at us.

Once again I felt like I was humpty dumpty who just happened to enter the room.

''Oh my God look! Rocky is again here with Jungkookie.'' Jimin shouted pointing at me.

Excuse you what? How did this 'dog' manage to turn Y/n into Rocky? And besides it's triggering me so much because months ago this lady visited Mrs. Jeon with her dog named ROCKY. I was asked to feed it its luxurious dog food that was worth all my clothes, that shitty creature almost chewed my whole hand along with the dog food.

''My name- '' I started the sentence through gritted teeth.

''Is Y/n.'' And Jungkook normally finished my sentence.

''Oh.'' Jimin said disappointingly.

Everyone in the room turned blood red trying to stop their laugh. I looked around and sighed.

''It's okay y'all can laug-" I didn't even finish my sentence and everyone started laughing or maybe I did but I myself couldn't hear it because of how loud they were.

''Hmm excuse me.'' Jungkook said after the huge laughing session was over to a cameraman.

''Is Mr. Park here?" He asked.

''He is not here today.'' Replied the man.

''Why?!" Jungkook said furiously with a hint of disappointment.

"Actually after yesterday's dinner party, he is suffering from diarrhea. His condition is very bad, he eats from one side and releases it from the other.'' He said the last part in a whisper.

''What hell!" Jungkook angrily rushed out of the room.

Leaving me alone with Jin again.

Jin immediately, in the speed of lightning shot his head up towards me and...

''Do you know nepitamnunmul?''

Wtf is the peter moon mall?

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After staying with them I got to know many things.

Taehyung told me how panda express was the best Chinese food restaurant and how Vincent van Gogh is the God of painting and that Gucci is the best. Dude, this rich af kid is into 90s aesthetic things.

Jin told me about nepitamnunmul, his irresistible unreal charms, his love of life Mario, his awesome mouth-watering food, his all-time favorite color pink, basically he was just complimenting himself.

Hoseok told me how every meal is incomplete without sprite, his unexplainable hate for snakes, his hate for scary theme park rides, and his love for churros.

Jimin talked about his love for Jungkook, how Jungkook copies everything from him, how he always gets bullied for having the smallest pinkies in the universe, and also that he thinks black people are very charming.

Yoonji is sleeping on the carpet so....

And stfu Namjoon taught me the meaning of life and made a soft spot for crabs in my heart, I can never eat them after this.

Bro they are really fun to hang out with, to be honest. Everyone's so different and unique. After a century Jungkook entered the room dressed as a dadd- I mean a working man.

Okay wow.

They started doing another play.

Soon it was also over.

It was really funny and meaningless. Jungkook and I left for home and today was actually nice, all of them are really friendly, free and nice, I honestly had a really awesome time with his friends.

I entered my room, freshened up and wore something comfortable, did my hair into a loose bun and am about to go to bed.

I suddenly looked back because someone just knocked on the door. I slowly went towards the door and opened it to reveal the most unexpected person to show up at this hour.

''Do you want anything Jungkook?"

''Tomorrow I want you to come with me to a Valentine's day party'' I just choked on my heart that came all the way up to my throat.

''As your date?" He nodded.

''Fake date.'' He said correcting me and making me confused.

''Why me then? why don't you go with a real one, you don't have one?" He shook his head.

''No, There are plenty of other girls but they're too clingy.''

''Is no an option?"

''Nope.''

If y'all don't know who humpty dumpty is



This cute egg is humpty dumpty