Logicality Oneshots

Sleepy Cleaning

Patton yawned as he finished with the dishes, placing the last one away even though all of the plates were super dusty because he had cleaned them with the duster. The small boy then grabbing the sponge and turned walking before running into the wall. "Ow." He mumbled. "Ow...Mhm...Ow-" He kept running into the wall, his glasses falling off as he kept up walking into the wall.

Logan had come downstairs for his fifth cup of coffee, mumbling a little to himself and rubbing his eyes, not expecting to work this late into the night. As he trundled to the kitchen, he stopped as he saw Patton there, walking into the wall repetitively. "...Patton...?" He said, adjusting his glasses a little. "Wh-...What are you doing up?"

Patton yawned and simply made a few noises. The small boy then stopped and started to rub the wall with the sponge, yawning as he went to step on his glasses, the moral side so tired that he didn't realize what he was doing.

Logan raised an eyebrow and put his mug down, then making his way over to Patton. "Patton, why are you washing the wall?" He asked, trying to pull Patton's hand away from the wall. "You'll warp the wallpaper..." He said, the sponge then being shoved into his face.

The small boy rubbed his face with the sponge before yawning. Patton mumbling. "Mhm... Finish... Cleaning..." He nodded and tried to wipe Logan's face again.

Logan scrunched up his face and spat the soap out of his mouth, then pushing the sponge away. "Patton...Patton, you need to sleep..." He said, taking the sponge from the sleepy side and then going to lead him to his room, stopping as he saw how messed up the living room looked. "Wh-Patton, how much did you clean? Did you hang the couch cushions up??" He said, seeing couch cushions hung on the walls and photo frames on the couches.

Patton whined and whimpered. "Noooooo...Cleannnnnnn." The moral side whispered. The small boy finally got away from his grip and turned, stumbling around before stepping on his glasses and breaking them.

Logan's eyes widened a little before he quickly pulled Patton away from the broken glasses and picked them up, sighing a little before he placed them on the table, taking Patton's arm. "Patton, come on...You can clean tomorrow, you need to sleep...It's not healthy for you to stay up this late..."

Patton kept struggling and whimpered softly. "Leeeeetttt goooo!" He whined, yawning and whimpering more. "I don't wannnnaaaa...No one else wiiiiillll..." He yawned again, the moral side so tired.

Logan sighed a little before Patton swiped the sponge from him, Logan's eyes widening as he saw Patton get up on the couch and start to wipe the painting on the wall. "P-Patton! You can't wash that, stop!" He said, quickly picking Patton up and lifting him away from the painting, not wanting anything to get ruined.

Patton kept struggling, making Logan trip and fall onto the couch and as soon as Patton felt himself lay down, he was out like a light. The small side then snoring softly as the sponge fell onto the floor.

Logan looked at the sponge on the floor, going to pick it up when before he knew it, he was out like a light as well, the two sides snoring softly as Logan cuddled Patton close.

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Virgil snorted as he looked at the two sides, Patton on top of Logan while Logan's leg was wrapped around him, Logan's glasses almost completely off his face as Patton's arm was being laid on by Logan's face. Patton's other arm wrapped around Logan's waist. 

Virgil shook his head and looked around. "Did they get drunk and have a party or something?" He asked, confused about what had happened while they where asleep.

Roman looked at Virgil before looking around the room. "Must've been a pretty crazy party if you ask me...I'm jealous I wasn't invited."

"Never gonna let Logan live this down mister 'i don't cuddle with anyone.'" he chuckled and smiled softly, shaking his head. Roman chuckled and smiled, Logan shifting a little before cuddling up to Patton more, the two sides completely tuckered out.

"How do you suppose they got like that?" Virgil asked himself, taking a picture of them.

"No idea...And I don't know if I wanna know." Roman said, chuckling a little before looking at the picture, smiling. "Send that to me." He said, looking at the two snoring sides and chuckling again.