Shawn, Klux, Lionhearted, and Lionhearted's brothers had arrived at Oridia. While John was fighting Stalin, Lionhearted decided that they should work together to stop the Holy Judgement. If they couldn't stop the Holy Judgement the lawful way, they might as well do it the unlawful way too.
Luckily, everyone was watching the Challenge, so there were weren't many guards. Shawn could hear the crowd from the Colosseum in the distance.
Shawn and the others stood right in front of Vallakus, the Oridian Royal Palace.
"Alright, we're here! Now what?", said Shawn.
"We go in! I know where the Holy Judgement is! It's probably likely the area will be highly guarded! We'll likely have to blast our way through!", said Lionhearted.
"I say we use Shawn as a human shield, he's unessential to this mission anyways!", said Klux.
"I'll use YOU as a human shield!", said Shawn.
"Exzar and Nousaurong! Can you two put your grudges aside?! John is counting on us, the Council is probably counting on us!", said Lionhearted.
"NO!!!!!!! HUMPH!!!!!", yelled Shawn and Klux.
"Okay, whoever helps me the most is the best! Will that settle things?!", said Lionhearted.
"No, Lion King!", said Shawn.
"It's Lionhearted, Drow scum!", said Klux.
"Okay, it's Lion Prince!", said Shawn.
"That isn't it either!", said Klux.
"Okay, how bout Lion Cub! Get it! HE'S A BABY!!!!!!! OHHHHHH!!!!!!", laughed Shawn.
"No, it's actually Lion Fetus! Can't get any lower than that, Drow!", laughed Klux.
"How about Lion Embryo!", said Shawn.
"How about Lion Zygote!", said Klux.
"How bout Lion Egg and Sperm!", said Shawn.
"No, just Lion Sperm!", said Klux.
"NO, LION EGG!!!!!!", laughed Shawn.
"SPERM!!!!!!!", laughed Shawn.
"EGG!!!!!!", laughed Klux.
"SPERM!!!!!!!", laughed Shawn.
"EEEEEEGG!!!!!!", laughed Klux.
"SPEEEEERRRRMMMMM!!!!!!", laughed Shawn.
The two of them viciously argued over who could make better insults about Lionhearted. At least they aren't insult each other, thought Lionhearted.
"Alright, that's enough with the lame insult!", said Lionhearted.
"I BET YA MY INSULTS ARE BETTER THAN ALFAR-DOO-DOO!!!!!!! I MADE YOU CRY, LION SPERM!!!!!!! PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE CRYING!!!!!!!", laughed Shawn.
"NO, LION EGG IS BETTER!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHY?!!!!! IT'S BECAUSE EGGS ARE PART OF THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM!!!!!!! THIS DUDE'S A GIRL AT HEART!!!!!!! HE DRESSES LIKE A GIRL!!!!!!!!", laughed Klux.
"Guys, your insults suck! You two are practically reflections of each other!", said Lionhearted.
"NO, I AIN'T NOTHIN LIKE THAT DROW SCUM!!!!!!!", yelled Klux.
"I AIN'T NOTHIN LIKE THAT ALFARDOW SCUM!!!!!!!! YA KNOW, YOU AIN'T ALFARDOW BUDDY!!!!!! YOU SHOULD BE CALLED, ALFAR-DOO-DOO!!!!!! HAH!!!!!! YA BOTH ARE ALFAR-DOO-DOO!!!!!! BOTH YOU AND CLUNKS ARE ALFAR-DOO-DOO!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!", laughed Shawn.
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