"What's for dinner tonight?"
"I was going to do roast chicken and potatoes."
"Urgh I don't want that."
"So what's your suggestion?"
"...I dunno, something fun."
"Well, if you don't like my plan feel free to do it yourself."
"Roast chicken'll be fine."
*
"What's for dinner?"
"I dunno, what do you want?"
"I don't know."
"...Takeaway?"
"It'll have to be, I can't be bothered to think."
*
"What're you having for lunch?"
"Maybe just a cheese sandwich."
"I'll have that, too."
*
"I'll cook tonight."
"Okay, you want any help?"
"No I'm fine."
5 minutes later
"Can you just help me for a minute?"
30 minutes later
"Can I finish what I was doing now?"
*
REPEAT UNTIL SOMEONE DIES
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