McPriceley Oneshots

Visiting Day (A Gift!)

Hey guys! This is my birthday gift to -_A_Human_- . It's no longer your birthday, so I'm really sorry, but I wrote you into a one shot :)

Ok so I know nothing about mormon traditions so this is all made up on my part. Sorry if it's not correct. 

Kevin's POV

I wake up with a little bit more bounce in my step than normal. It's visiting day, and my mom, dad, and brother are all coming. I haven't seen them for a year... and despite how excited I am, there's a little bit of a dark side to this. 

Connor and I are planning on telling our families about our relationship.

I turn and shake the Beautiful Boi ™. "Hey sweetheart. Time to wake up."

"No......" Connor mutters, rolling over and flinging an arm over me. 

"It's visiting day!" I mutter in his ear with a smile. 

He presses his lips against my ear to murmur, his breath tickling: "I don't care. Cuddles."

"Later." I stand and pull on a button down and fresh pants, nudging him with my foot. "Con."

Connor groans and sits up, attempting and failing to flatten his ginger hair. "Fine, yes, I'm coming."

"Aren't you excited to see our parents?" I prompt, tossing him a shirt and tying my tie. "Your sister?"

"I'm not excited for what we're telling them," he groans, tugging the shirt on and standing to put on pants. "More like- incredibly anxious."

"We'll be fine," I say, poking his chin and kissing his nose quickly. "Come on- we should go down."

Holding hands, I lead Connor downstairs to the kitchen. He trails awkwardly behind me, clutching my hand and yawning on a loop. The other elders greet us casually, each wearing barely concealed grins. They were all fine with us, but today we weren't the focus. No, everyone was far too focused on the excitement to come. 

"When are they coming?" I ask, turning for the coffee machine. "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY COFFEE?!"

"You can't drink lukewarm bean water around your mormon family," Church reminds me. "We hid it."

"Also, no cursing!" Poptarts chimes in. "You're becoming too rebellious- take it back a notch." I stare at him in horror.

"We're telling them one religion-rebelling thing at a time," Connor mutters, clutching his temple.

"They're coming any minute now," Zelder says.

Wow look at how wonderfully that turned out

Ding dong

"THE BUS IS HERE!!!!" Poptarts screams and launches himself towards the door. I watch from the counter, still quivering from the loss of my coffee. 

The door opens and a wall of mormons envelop us.

"James!" An older woman cries out, wrapping her arms around Church. He looks around with a questioning look on his face until the woman whispers something in his ear. He looks down, half disappointed and half angry.

A woman and man hug Poptarts tightly, but there's a little bit of room missing from the hug on Poptarts' left. Like there used to be another person there whenever they had family hugs.

"CONNOR!" A girl runs over and collides into Connor, nearly knocking him over. 

He pulls back, laughing. "Hey Bel!"