To Steal An Egg

Chapter #14

Wedding day came faster than a speeding train even though it was late August. Fortunately, everyone we invited was able to come. Unfortunately, the minister must've been a twin to the one from Princess Bride. And he picked the same speech as the one in the movie, too.

"Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togeva today," he looked around. I closed my eyes and groaned. Come on! Out of all the ministers in this town, I got the one with the stupid accent! I thought. Gary glared at him.

"... Wuv; twue wuv..." I motioned Gary to do something. He kicked the minister in the shin.

"You want me to skip to the end and say 'man and wife' huh? Well I'm not-" the minister said in a completely perfect voice and then stopped talking when he realized that he fudged the scene up. Rosey, who was the flower girl, stared at the man.

"-I mean, umm, mon and wuf..."

Me and Gary exchanged glances. He had fury in his eyes when he walked up to the minister. "Why have you done this?" he asked in an impatient tone.

"I thought it would be funny."

"To do the Princess Bride voice? And annoy the living daylights out of these people?"

"Well... umm..."

"Be serious or we'll kick you out of here like a soccer ball." The crowd giggled when Gary said that.

"Uhhh..."

"Without payment," Gary added.

Rosey's face was as red as the roses in her basket and screamed, "You woodwind Mommy's wedding and make her mad!" She stomped, "make me mad!" She ran like a tornado in pigtails and kicked the minister.

"Wait!" the minister panicked.

"BAD!" she took her flower basket and whammed him on the head.

"Owww," he moaned.

"BAD!" Bam! "BAD!" Bam! "BAD!" Bam!

She grabbed a handful of flowers at the open-mouthed minister and he choked on them.

"Little cough child! Cough cough please!" he begged.

"NEVER EVER EVER! SAY SOWWY!" she screamed at his face.

"Sorry..." he said, his face bruised.

"MEAN IT!"

Everyone laughed with their cameras out and recording.

"I'm sorry!"

"HMPH," she crossed her arms. He went home shortly after that and we waited until another one came. He was very kind and smiled the whole time.

"Mary, do you take Gary to your lawfully wedded husband?" he asked.

"Yes," I blushed.

"And do you, Gary, take Mary as you wife?"

"I sure do," he said.

"You are now officially husband and wife..."

And you know the next line after that. Gary and me didn't do the disgusting tongue kiss but one more beautiful than any other...

"Eww!" Carter covered his eyes.

"Goase goase goase," Rosey agreed. Tim laughed at Rosey. Victoria just smiled at us.