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51. Defense? Classes?

Harry was still at one hundred and eighty and again it was just Umbridge.
Though Myrtle and Severus had poured them nicely today, that did not change the fact that Harry's ears and tail were brushed for attack.
After class, he stormed into the kitchen to grab some special treats, grabbed his three animals, and now stood in a secluded spot by the lake, feeding Robin. Trevor sat on his head and was fed as well.
hedwig and Fawkes were flying a round and hedgehogs were turning around on his head again.
The boy cursed very imaginative and partly also pretty obscene to himself.

Suddenly his ears straightened when he heard a group of people. his nose twitched briefly, but when he realized who it was, he concentrated on the octopus again.

"Say, Harry, do you want to ruin the octopus and hedgehog? Where the hell did you learn such words? "
"Do not worry, Fred, Robin was here at our parents' school days, I'm sure he's heard it all before, and hedgehogs are only interested in my ears right now. As far as my vocabulary is concerned. I'm just reading a lot. "
Ron looked at his friend with interest.
"In which books are there so many abusive words please?"
"In every non-teen book by Mary Janice Davidson."
"I have to read these books!"
"But you should know more about the Muggle world for that. Although these books are always about magical creatures, but in the world of Muggles. "
"Hermione, you read such books?"
"What do you think of who Harry has her?"
"Oh, but still, I have to read that. And if I have to learn more about muggles to understand them. "
hermine was about to start a rant when Harry broke into a loud laugh:
"Merlin's beard, which I can still experience, Ron wants to learn voluntarily in order to understand very specific books. Hermione, you should not be angry, but grab the opportunity! "
Hermione grunted a bit, but secretly forged a plan to teach her red-haired friend the non-magical world.

"Speaking of learning, that's why we wanted to talk to you."
Now Harry turned to the rest of the group as well. Not only Ron, Hermione and the twins stood in front of him, but also Luna, who was just greeting Robin and Dimitrius.
Harry looked irritated at the Head Boy.
"What is it about?"
"For our defense hours."
From the cat boy came only an angry growl.
"You speak to me from the soul. not only that this pink chick just does not behave, believe me, she also tries to dictate to my wife how she has to deal with me.
But worse, we just do not learn anything. every year has the same book and that's just nonsense, I do not have to tell you. "
"Certainly not. But I still do not understand what you want. "
"Quite simply, we all saw you at the Triwizard Tournament. Also, everyone in the school knows how many times you've faced the unnamable. I also learned from the twins that you know how to create a Patronus, something we do not even learn in the final year.
We decided to start a joint study group with members from all the houses. Of course, we make sure that we only accept students who are neither on the dark nor on the pink side. "
"Pink side, that's good."
"Yes, and we want you to be our teacher."
"Please what?!"
"Harry, Dimitrius is right, you're the best when it comes to defense."
"Yes, but not because I want, but because I have to!"
Harry stared George into the ground.
Suddenly a tentacle fell on the shoulder of the angry boy. Luna stepped beside him and took his hand in hers.
"We all know that. But we will not be different if Riddle comes back into action. And then we have to fight, whether we like it or not. "
Harry leaned against his sister, his other hand stroking Robin's tentacle. Of course they were right and he was not angry with his friends but with the situation in general.
"I do not know if I'm a good teacher."
"It worked great with the world map, and I'm sure Hermione will help with the planning."
The brown-haired girl nodded eagerly. Of course she would help.

"Well. And how did you imagine that? "
Fred grinned victoriously.
"We want to involve the prefects of the houses. Lion will talk to them. Everyone should listen to potential members in his house. At the next Hogsmead weekend, we'll sit down and discuss everything else. "
"You realize that Malfoy is also a prefect?"
"I will not ask. Millicent, of course, her family is neutral, Milli is a good girl. "
"That's what Sev said. hm, o.k., we do it so Dimi, you and Ron will talk to the prefects and put the group together. Hermione and I are working on a lesson plan.
Luna, you speak with Neville, help him convince the children of the ex-fraternity of the idea.
Siam, you, I ask, to speak with the new wizards, stupid word.
Anyone who is old enough, I would like to meet next weekend in Full Moon. "
"What's this?"
"A place that is frequented only by certain people and, not by werewolves. it lies behind the howling hut, right next to the jeweler. "
After talking about their intentions and making friends with Robin, they went to dinner.

After dinner, Harry and Severus walked together through the school.
"Wow, it has never been so clean here."
"Seems like Filch's lessons are paying off. For the past ten years, the color of the ground has been recognizable for the first time. "

"I owe that to Hagrid."
A satisfied grinning Argus Filch appeared in front of them. He held his wand in one hand and Mrs. Norris in the other.
"Hello, Mr. Filch, I knew Hagrid was a good teacher."
"He is, above all, he understands the frustration that one has when one has long lived under sorcerers and could not conjure even."
"It should not matter if you can do magic or not."
"Unfortunately, you're pretty much alone with that opinion, my boy. Especially in these times. And by that I mean not only you-know-who, but also the ministry. but even then I will not tell you anything new. "
Severus's competition made Harry and Mrs. Norris rival. He, too, was still mad at the woman, a condition that did not seem to stop.
The janitor pulled him out of his thoughts with a giggle.
"Actually, I would even have to thank the woman. By closing Myrtle's apartment, she's so angry that she swears by that pink manatee. "
"And why would you have to thank Umbridge for that?"
"Because Peeves seems to find it very funny that Myrtle is so angry, and now helps her to annoy this impossible person, wherever possible. Now he does not make life difficult for me anymore and I can finally do my work in peace. which, by the way, really is more than easy with the cleaning spells. "
With that the caretaker said goodbye with a grin.

"Wow, Peeves and myrtle, the woman could almost be sorry."
"But only almost. If you ask me, she deserves all that and more.
She still really believes that you are cheating on me. At dinner she has talked to me again.
By the way, on Sinistra, too. She is convinced that Mr. Lion is not loyal to his wife either. "
"Chhhhhhhhhh !!!!"
harrys hissing echoed from the dungeon walls and even startled some pictures.
"God, I'm married to the greatest man in Hogwarts and the surrounding area, why in the world should I betray you?"
This reaction left Severus with a very warm feeling and he was sure that a very smug grin graced his face.
He pulled his husband in the apartment on the sofa and began to kiss him passionately.
in this way, they spent the rest of the evening, everything else could wait first.