Sasuke Uchiha

Plus Ultra!

Tobirama was furious. A boy liked his girlfriend. His girlfriend! And almost wife!

And the worst thing was that he couldn't do anything about it!

He, the Second Hokage was powerless to stop the brat from talking to his beloved. Tobirama was stubborn, too stubborn to admit that he's jealous.

So...there he was sulking in a tree as his girlfriend listened to her Sensei's teachings.

"...We're going to climb trees without our hands." Kakashi finished.

I sighed, I have to deal with the most simplistic training exercise and a sulky boyfriend!

No girl likes a boy that sulks! Man up!! Women like kind men who trust them to do the right thing!

I zoned out Kakashi's explanation until I saw Naruto charging at the tree.

Sighing again I walked casually towards the tree, up it's trunk, and sat on a branch. 🌲

"It seems Sakura has a better chance to-! WHEN THE HECK DID YOU GET UP THERE?!" Kakashi spluttered in shock as he saw me.

I shrugged, "Hn."

Sorry Kakashi. I just love messing with you.

Sakura squealed loudly.

Naruto looked at me with a newly found determination.

He clenched his fists and charged towards the tree!

He!

He?!

HE?!!

Fell off the trunk immediately.

I sighed as I jumped down to him and extended my hand.

"Here dobe." I said while offering my hand.

Naruto looked at the hand reluctantly but eventually took it. I pulled him up off the ground.

"Tch. Just you wait! I'll do it!" He said to me, "So don't get cocky teme! One day I'll beat you!"

I smirked at him as I walked away, "Keep dreaming..."

...And I have no doubt you will.

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Tobirama was depressed.

"Gee...cheer up Tobi-kun!" I tried, "You know that you're the only one for me right?"

He nodded stiffly, "Yes...but that doesn't mean I like other people liking you too..."

'Jealousy? How cute!' I giggled mentally.

"Are you jealous Tobi-kun?" I asked giggling.

Tobirama's face flushed a dark pink.

"N-no!!" He stuttered in denial.

I decided to mess with him.

"Y-You don't care...?" I said whimpering slightly, "So....so mean! Wah!"

I turned away from him and started running away.

Tobirama panicked as he floated after me.