Sasuke Uchiha

Akatsuki

"It's called the Hirashin..."

Naruto nodded, "Coooool!"

I nodded to Minato.

"I'll show you...take my hand." Instructed Minato.

Naruto complied.

Fwoom!

They were now in Konoha. Specifically in Naruto's apartment.

*knock* *knock*

I clicked my tongue.

"Now to play the part of an emo avenger..."

Tobirama, who just floated back up from underground realized what was happening instantly due to his sensing skills.

"Your brother." He noted, "Are you alright?"

I shook my head, "No....I hate acting emo!"

Oh well. I have no choice.

I activated my sharingan and scowled.

Itachi owes me so much later on!

I swung the door open and begun the ruse.

"Itachi! I'm going to kill you!" I yelled dramatically.

Tobirama applauded my performance awkwardly.

"You go girl." He said stoically.

Itachi glared at me almost...boredly.

"Where is he?" Itachi asked, "Where is Uzumaki Naruto?"

I scowled, "Stop ignoring me!"

"Hehehehe...I'll leave this to you Itachi since it's.........personal." Kisame said as he lazily stood back to watch.

"Chidori!" I yelled as I charged for Itachi who merely jumped out of the way.

"Foolish little sister..." He said coldly as he appeared behind me and whispered into my ear, "You don't have enough hate..."

I decided to reveal one of my hints.

I smirked at him.

I said while smirking, "Hate? Hate is just a poison that corrupts the soul until there isn't anything left to devour..."

Itachi was shocked. He visibly widened his eyes in surprise.

"I should know..." I chuckled humourlessly, "I'm going to kill you!"

I turned to face him with my normal sharingan blazing.

Tobirama stood there wishing he had some popcorn.

I stepped towards him.

"It wasn't you who fooled me..." I said darkly, "But I who was oblivious."

"When you pretended to be the caring older brother, I was just the naive little sister." I said, "I should've known better....when Shisui died..."

"That you were a traitor to our clan!" I yelled suddenly as I charged at him with a kunai.

lol. I'm going to love messing with them.

"Hn." Itachi said as he grabbed my throat, "Still you lack the hatred to kill me."

Lol, I could kill you but I'm not going to.

I casted a genjutsu. Kisame was caught but Itachi wasn't.

I wrestled myself out of his grip.

"Tch...I'm going to kill you...then Konoha for not helping me to!" I declared while crossing my fingers behind my back.

Tobirama laughed at my childishness.

He was laughing at the hilarity of the situation.

Izuna? Kill Konoha? That's funny! Izuna would never do that. She was too loyal and kind. Tobirama fell for her because of her kindness.

That reminded him that he needed to reschedule that date...

"So....when we get back can we resume....will you continue" Tobirama coughed while blushing as I was being choked, "...our date?"

"You'll never kill me." Said Itachi.

"Yes...I...I will!" I wheezed to Tobirama through the choke hold.

I gathered my chakra and 'punched' Itachi in the lungs as I released my chakra.

To him or anyone else it was a normal punch. But later on...it will help cure him of his terminal illness.

It was my personal invention based on Tsunade's insane chakra punches. If they can be used for offence and attacks then surely they can be used for healing as well?

And that was the inspiration!

Suddenly the walls and the floors turned yucky and pink.

"I AM HERE!!" A voice called.

'Almight?' I thought in shock as my eyes sparkled.

Then my hopes shattered as my throat was still being held.

'Oh. It's just him.' I thought upon seeing Jiraiya, 'OH! It's Jiraiya! Yes! I can stop acting soon!'

I could almost cry in happiness as I was being choked by my beloved older brother.

I closed my eyes as I heard Jiraiya fight. I wasn't falling for any Tsukiyomi.

Then I realized...the timeline is all mixed up!

This wasn't supposed to happen like this...yet!

The Chunin exams were first....oh well. It must be my influence when I met the artist duo.

'I wonder....did they talk about me?' I pondered as Itachi jumped off when a incomplete rasengan was launched at him. AN INCOMPLETE RASENGAN?!

"Oops...that's what I get for drinking too much..." Jiraiya sheepishly said.

Tobirama face palmed.

"Was if even complete to begin with....?"

I shrugged.

-

After Jiraiya scared them away I teleported us back to Konoha where I started to prepare for the Final round of the Chunin exams...

I'm going to reveal my greatest treasure!

Tobirama!

And play it off as a Reanimation jutsu or something....yeah....that'll work........maybe....eh....... I'll try ..............is that against the rules? Having a dead Hokage do the work for you? I mean I'm dead but not a Hokage so..........anyways...

Until then!