Sasuke Uchiha

Gato

"Gatō?!"

"Tch. How pathetically low you've fallen." Laughed Gatō, "....Zabuza!"

"What are you-?!" Zabuza asked confused and furious.

"Hiring ninja is too costly...I'm afraid I have to cut back costs..." Gatō said while smirking, "I'm going to have to let you go..."

The underlying message was as clear as day.

"Hmph! Serves you right for my arm!" Gatō kicked Haku's unconscious body.

Zabuza eyed Gatō with rage filled eyes.

"Kakashi...we have no reason to fight anymore!" He declared as he charged for Gatō and his goons.

Unlike in the Canon story Zabuza was in relatively perfect condition.

Tobirama glared at Gatō, "What scum."

I nodded in agreement as Zabuza ripped apart the enemy easily.

"I want to join the fun!" I declared suddenly as I jumped into the fray.

"Wha-?! No!!" Both Tobirama and Kakashi yelled at the same time.

Tobirama eyed Kakashi. Kakashi couldn't even see Tobirama. Awkward.

That was freaky.

Oh well!

-

I activated my sharingan and grinned as I charged for the enemy.

I was neck and neck with Zabuza.

"I've killed 24... you?" I asked casually.

Zabuza had a look of disbelief.

"Um...19." He answered, "Gyah! You're beating me!!"

Zabuza needed to pick up the pace or else he'll be beaten by a mere Genin!!

"So...what would you do if I offered you a chance to become Konoha nin?" I asked casually as I decapitated an enemy.

"I'd...WATCH OUT!!"

I gave him a ticked off look for not answering and ducked when an enemy swung at me.

Then I elbowed the enemy.

"Stop interrupting me!" I said annoyed.

Then I punched him in the face and broke his teeth.

I grabbed the decapitated head and yelled, "YEET!!" As I threw it to an enemy.

The enemy caught it by reflects, looked down, and screamed like a girl.

Gatō was sweating profusely as his men were being absolutely massacred.

'I'm.....just going to skip away now!!' He thought.

Gatō turned to run away but was suddenly grabbed by the leg.

"Where do you think you're going?" Asked a now conscious Haku who was smiling.

Gatō let out a inhuman sound that I didn't think any grown men could.

-

I dusted my hands off as I stood along side my team, Sensei, new rogue friends and my ghost boyfriend.

"So..." Naruto started awkwardly, "What the heck just happened?!"

That was a good question. A good question indeed.

"...Oh!" I exclaimed as I remembered what I asked earlier, "Why don't you two become Konoha nin?"

Haku and Zabuza shared a look.

"You really think after all that we wouldn't?" Asked Zabuza, "I still need to be you! I can't believe you surpassed me!!"

I grinned, "You'll never beat me!"

"Oh yes I will brat!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Uh-huh!"

"PAWS OFF! HE WAS MY RIVAL FIRST!!! BELIEVE IT!!"

"Stop talking about Sasuke-kun like he's some object!!"

"She's one to talk..."

"Heroes arrive just on time-! YOU'RE DONE ALREADY?!"

Sorry Inari...

-

"...and we wanted to thank you for all you've done!" Tazuna said, "So...we're naming this the Great Yeet Bridge."

Ah yes! I told them of the yeet of the head and they grew fond of the word.

I wiped a single tear away.

'Beautiful...!'

Tobirama's right eye twitched.

He was so done.....with everyone except Izuna.

"But...because of the fact not everyone will understand its other name will be the great Uchiha bridge!" Tsunami interjected with a nervous smile.

She didn't like the word Yeet. Inari had been throwing things around the house...

-

And off we headed to Konoha!

Once we arrived at the gates Kotetsu and Izumo gave each other weird looks.

"It's a long story..." said Zabuza with a sigh.

They both nodded stiffly.

"What the heck do you think happened...?" Whispered Izumo.

"I have no idea..." Whispered Kotetsu in reply.

But as they were about to ask they realized that we were already making our way to the Hokage tower.

We received a lot of weird looks from both civilians and ninja alike.

Some ninja ran away sweating as they recognized Zabuza from the Bingo Book.

"SASUKE-KUN!!!" a pig yelled making my face pale.

"Run." I said simply.

And that's what we all did as a riot of fan girls approached.

-

"So......" said Sarutobi, "That this was a A-ranked mission instead of C and that you want me to register these two...former enemies as Konoha nin?"

We all nodded.

"Pretty much."

Sarutobi sighed.

"You know what..?"

He was tired of this honestly.

And he thought that things were going to be much simpler when Naruto graduated.

"Fine! I concede! Go ahead!"

We all left with a cheer.

"Tobirama-Sensei...Izuna-hime....lens me your strength...!"

Oh, but they are!