Sasuke Uchiha

Hell Springs

Once we snuck back into Konoha I had Tsunade and Jiraiya lay low and stay hidden. Orochimaru will be in for a surprise.

I had some fun catching up with Team Izuna.

"Aw Tsuna!" Squealed Mito, "It's been awhile!"

"Grandmother!"

They hugged and began chatting.

"Tobirama. Izuna. Go have some fun!" Said Hashirama with a smile, "We'll be fine! The exam finals aren't for awhile!"

I nodded gratefully, "Thank you Hashirama."

Madara scoffed, "Don't nave too much fun."

I grinned, "We won't!"

And off I headed with the ghost of my future husband!

We were going to go on an awkward date but... I saw Minato and Naruto chatting and decided to approach them instead.

I left Tobirama and walked towards the two blondes even though Minato was a redhead right now...

"Izuna! Come back-!" Wailed a depressed Tobirama in vain, "She.....left.......me.....for....that...brat and....his father.........."

I paid no mind to him.

"Hn. Dobe." I greeted in character.

Minato was taken back at first at my change in attitude but then remembered I was 'Sasuke' right now and played along.

"Teme!" Naruto yelled, "Let's fight! I just mastered a new jutsu!"

He was talking about the rasengan of course.

"Hn."

"I'll show you! Believe it!"

Minato decided to interject.

"We need to go now Naruto..." Minato reminded gently, "We're going to the hot-springs aren't we? Then we can train some more!"

Naruto grinned, "Right!"

Then he turned to me.

"Why don't you join us Teme?" Naruto asked, "I haven't been to a hot spring before where almostnakedmenbathe."

My pale face paled even more.

"Erm...Naruto I don't think..." Minato tried. He made it worse!

"Ah! Don't tell me!?" Naruto screeched.

Don't tell me what?

He leaned in to whisper, "You have a small-!"

Minato gaped, 'Naruto!'

"No! Dobe! You're wrong. That's not it." I denied quickly.

It's actually nonexistent...

Tobirama's soul left his ghost body.

"Sage of Six...." He muttered as he deflated.

Minato didn't know what to do. He wanted to stop this whole ordeal! Maybe he should just cancel and bring Naruto later-!

"LETS GO!" Yelled Naruto as he grabbed me and started dragging me.

"N-Naruto!" Called Minato as he ran after us.

"N-NooooooOOOOOO00000ooo!" Yelled Tobirama who zipped after us as well, "Her innocence!"