Sasuke Uchiha

Trolololol

"......Tobi is a confused boy."

Obito really was very confused. He was told to spy on the Akatsuki. Then he was told by his leader to go out for a damn mission and now?

Everyone is gone...!

Empty!

Deserted!!

"Um...?" He said, "Tobi thinks- I mean I think I'll return to Konoha then..."

No one was there sooo?

Yeah...

-

My old team was still in the Hokage tower gaping like goldfish. The former Hokage and Mito were still in the tower.

And my team?

I think I broke them...

Oh well.

-

"So..." Tobirama said awkwardly, "I'm getting the vibe that people may or may not be staring..."

"At you or me?" I asked, "I'm considered a traitor and you're considered dead."

"Eh... I think they're looking at me."

"I agree." I said honestly.

Then I smiled.

"Feeling like ramen?" I asked.

"Sure. Why not."

We walked to Ichiraku's while ignoring the shocked glares.

But of course some people confronted us...

"Oi! Brat!!!" A cow yelled as he sensed my chakra.

"Zabuza." I smiled, "How are you?"

"I'm mad and-HOLY SHI"

I guess he spotted Tobirama.

"YOUR BREAST ARE-!"

Or not.

"YOU REALLY ARE A GIRL!!"

'I never thought of Zabuza to be the pervert type...'

Or maybe he's just shocked I really look like a girl.

Tobirama was fuming from behind me.

"I mean I knew you were a girl but-!"

"AHEM!" Tobirama coughed, "Please don't speak to her that way."

Zabuza jumped back.

He had only just noticed Tobirama.

"MOTHERFU-?!"

Tobirama glared at Zabuza.

Zabuza flinched andnwent unto scold sweat.

"Second....Hokage......zombie...!" Squeaked Zabuza before promptly passing out.

Oh dear...