Tobirama vs Sasuke/Izuna (special chapter)

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I glared at Tobirama with my red eyes.

"You're not winning this Uchiha..." he spat.

"You sure about that Senju..?" I smirked.

We charged armed with the worst thing of all...























































Pickup lines!!!

Tobirama was determined not to faint. No. This time he was going to make me faint so he could sweep me off my feet.

"You first." I told him with a determined look.

"Are you my honey?" He asked with a tint of pink, "because you're really sweet...!"

How adorable. Not very effective, but a good start.

I cooed at his cuteness but then coughed.

"Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that." I recited flawlessly.

It's effective!

Tobirama willed himself not to blush. It was extremely difficult as he felt himself melt.

"A-Are you lost miss? Because heaven is a long w-way from here." Tobirama stuttered.

So sweet!

I buried my face in my hands and covered my blush.

"You're blushing!" Tobirama exclaimed, "No covering your face that's cheating!"

I squeaked under his unwavering gaze.

"T-Tobi-kun!"

I refused to lose and changed my flustered face to a neutral one.

"What do you mean?" I asked innocently.

Tobirama huffed in disappointment. He thought he won there for a second.

"Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you." I growled playfully.

"I-Izuna!!"

Tobirama swayed as he felt himself get light headed but he refused to pass out.

"Izuna!!" He stammered, "You must be a skilled thief to be able to steal my heart..."

I flushed pale pink.

"If kissing is spreading germs.... What do you think if we start the epidemic?" I asked with a sly smirk.

Tobirama blushed darkly.

"Yata! I won!"

He wasn't done yet! One last thing!! One last try!

"Your shirt has to go, butyoucanstay!" Tobirama mumbled whilst steam came out of his ears.

My eyes widened and instantly blood squirted from my nose.

Critical hit!!

I clasped a hand against my neck as blood pooled.

"T-Tobi-!!" I stuttered completely red faced, "You're being naughty!!!"

"Izuna you're bleeding!!" Tobirama exclaimed, "S-sorry!!"

He ran to me to help but I stepped back.

"I-I!"

"Izuna!!"

*thud!*

I fainted... in Tobirama's arms.

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Tobirama held my unconscious body in his arms bridal style.

"Look what you did to my sister!!!!!" Yelled Madara, "She's-!"

Madara poofed away.

I hand my hands pressed together while muttering, "release..."

I had un-summoned my reincarnated brother.

"Sorry..." I mumbled as I pressed a head against Tobirama's chest, "I caused you trouble."

"I-it's fine!" Squeaked Tobirama 8 octaves higher than his usual voice.

Then I sighed...then frowned.

The heck?!

I faint when flustered? I thought that was a Hinata thing!! Or Tobirama thing...

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"So you're saying I tried to steal the body of your Great Aunt?" Asked Orochimaru.

Tsunade nodded, "Pretty much."

Orochimaru made a gagging noise.

"Eww!"

"I think it's hot." Said Jiraiya with a perverted grin and a nosebleed, "She's a damn fine women. I wouldn't mind hitt-!"

Tsunade's fist came crashing down on his head.

"She's the future wife of the Second Hokage!" Hissed Orochimaru, "show some respect!!"

The two deadpanned.

"You tried to bite her."

"Once! It was one time! One time people!"

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